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Thats funny Mike, I know a few girls that are the same way. You tell 'em what you want and go from there. Not that I like that, not much of a chellenge now, is it? Again, I want to beat a stereotype with a rubber mallet.
Hey Veers, do you know any of this girl's friends? Try calling them up and be really upfront with them. let them know that you want to hook up with this girl and you're in need of some back up. I can't tell you how useful friends are in dating situations. (90% of the time people hook up through their friends in one way or another).
Oh, and Tim? let me rephrase my previous statement. perhaps it isn't all about the sex, its also about having a good time.
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To steal a line from the incomparable Simon "Mighty" Sizer:
Er, duh?
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I know some of her friends, but I don't want to try and get back up to ask her out. Besides, I think I know who she goes out with: a stupid, childish jerk (who used to be a class clown). I've seen him talk about her once, and they always get very friendly and talk when he goes up to her. I can't be sure they go out, but I have a feeling they do.
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I searched for many years, trying to discover the Great Unified Gender Theory... that one simple equation that will explain all the interactions between the two sides of humanity. It took many, many failed experiments, and more than once some severe psychological abuse, but I finally boiled it all down to one compound sentence:
Men are stupid, and women are crazy.
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"I think I know who she goes out with: a stupid, childish jerk (who used to be a class clown)."
I think I'll pre-empt everyone here and say that I have no idea who this woman is.
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I've come to a similar conclusion to Rob's, except mine's more complex. EVERYONE, regardless of gender, is a combination of stupid and crazy. It's just a matter of percentages, and they vary with the individual.
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Look at it this way: If she is then she's missing out on you. Or something like that, thats what I keep telling myself (not that I'm the perfect male or anything, but it keeps me from depairing over dating problems).
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Stop worrying. If you spend all your time wandering around going "Must...have...woman...love", then you'll end up like, well, like you lot are now.
Follow Lee's example. A sad bastard for 10 years, and then without trying he falls into his dream woman's arms, and is very happy. And if he can do it, anyone can.
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*impersonates the sailor from the Simpsons* Yaargh. I guess that's the way the old wind blows. If she wants to end up with someone like him for the rest of 'er days, then that's OK with me. (it's really not, but...)
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If that's your chat-up line Tim, I can see where you are going wrong.
Captain McAllister, or "Old Sea Captain".
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