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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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I'm finally learning how to drive. So if you live anywhere near me at all *looks at Frank* you'd better start using public transportation, and pray for the best. *grins*

I'm really not that bad, I dont' think... but the curb and I have become close, intimate friends. I've spent most of my time in the parking lot, but my friend is taking me out on the REAL road tomorrow...... *evil laughter*

Just wanted to share with ya..... Wish me luck, and pray for the innocent bystanders in this area... *LOL*

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No escape, no change of heart, no anyplace to hide
You are all I'll ever want, but this I am denied
Sometimes in my darkest thoughts, I wish I'd never learned
What it is to be in love and have that love returned"

[This message has been edited by Jubilee McGann (edited July 07, 1999).]


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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*buys a Hummer*

If that doesn't work I'll go for the tank.

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Kosh
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Shields Up, Weapons to full power!!

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RW
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Your friend is learning you to drive? Hm. Anyway, I won't even have the guts to go out for driving lessons.. brave soul you are.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Hey, what a conincidence! I just started learning to drive, too. Sure took me long enough... For those of you who don't know, the legal age to get a learner's permit is 15-and-a-half, and I've been 18 since May. :-)

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Siegfried
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To quote a phrase from the unofficial student handbook, "There are two types of pedestrians at the University of Houston: the quick and the dead."

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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Michael Dracon
aka: NightWing or Altair
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*Is upgrading his car*

Let the Carmageddon begin!!!

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Kosh
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Evasive manuvers, NOW!!

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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*sticks tongue out at Jubes*

Ha Ha, can't get me!!!!! Or are you really going to drive up to Toronto just to run me down?

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Baloo
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In honor of the occasion, might I suggest a new sigline?

"If you don't like the way I drive, Stay off the sidewalk!"

--Baloo

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First of Two
Better than you
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I'm an excellent driver.

*clasps fingers together, tilts head slightly to right, rocks back and forth*

Yeah, I'm an excellent, excellent driver...
Slow in the driveway on Thursdays...

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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I don't think of them as pedestrians...I think of them as pre-installd speed bumps!

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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*whacks Tahna for sticking his tongue out at her*

You know, THAT can be removed......


And BTW, I'm 20, TSN, so don't feel bad. *L*

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"Nothing can be altered, there is nothing to decide
No escape, no change of heart, no anyplace to hide
You are all I'll ever want, but this I am denied
Sometimes in my darkest thoughts, I wish I'd never learned
What it is to be in love and have that love returned"



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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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*takes Baloo's advice and gets a new sig for the occasion*

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RW
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The one reason I'll never go to the USA: 16 year olds driving cars...

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