But I think, that who ever is in charge is assisting all the wild theories, the wierd stuff you read about or see on tv, just to keep the public away from what's REALLY going on. So all that anyone sees is a hoax, a facade...

Who knows? Its a possible. But then, the public is quite easy to deceive

It's the cats.

That's right, you heard me, it's the cats. Cats are a LOT smarter than people give them credit for, and it was just a matter of time before they got tired of simply being masters de jure, and decided to become masters de facto.

Everything, every little odd happening, every mysterious crash, every UFO sighting, it's all part of the cats' master plan to conquer the human race. They already have complete mastery over several multinational corporations, including General Electric, Walt Disney, McDonalds, and Microsoft. (Bill Gates is just a front for the REAL terror, a grey Persian named "Mouser.")

Cats have insinuated themselves into the highest levels of government. "Socks" is in the white house, but is only a figurhead for the true mastermind of the plot, a yellow tabby known only by the code name "Tybalt DeLion." Every member of the Joint Chiefs of Staff "owns" a cat. As do many influential members of congress. Beginning to see the big picture?

I received this information from my own cat, "Maximus," shortly before he disappeared last year. Apparently Maximus had grown soft on humans and was concerned about the cats' plans for us after the takeover (though he refused to divulge what those plans might be.) After Maximus disapeared, I discovered a cryptic note which took several weeks to decipher. It contained only the following message:
"You're too late. We're everywhere."

Be warned. The cats are ready. The cats are powerful. Fear the cats.

Slartibartfast: "...and the Mice are just furious about it."

No, really, I've heard this theory for a couple of years that THEY[government/military/multinational corporations/whoever] have been slowly training us to accept the idea of aliens, UFO's etc.

We've had decades of movies and TV, little ET, then the big news about the Martian meteor. Any day now, according to this theory, they will finally reveal the truth.

But then again, taking all this with more than a few grains of salt, some of those who implore us to believe in their shakey camcorder videotapes and questionable photographs and always suspect eye-witness testimony are also full-time believers in other paranormal or supernatural "sciences" which have been largely debunked in years or decades past.

I recently saw a "documentary" about UFO's that said that Mexico is now a "hot spot" of saucer sitings.

Okay. But they also see a lot of Chupacabre down that way too, don't they? Is that any less or any more plausible?

Agent Mulder's office poster said "I Want To Believe." Well, I would rather know, know about saucers or aliens like we know about anything else--- with proof.

oops...

Uhhh...guys....

*and is thusly nibbled to death by CATS!!!*

Auuugghgghhhhhh!!!!!!

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Goodnight my love...the brightest star in my sky...

You know who's behind it all? The Corby Trouser Press Company! They're in every hotel room, everywhere in the world! And nobody EVER uses them. Or even knows how!!!!

In fact, my current pair o'pantaloons (from my MIB suit) were in there just last night and. . . DEAR GOD! They're alive! They're squeezing! GET THEM OFF ME!

But everywhere I go, always in the top drawer of the dresser by the bed, some guy named Gideon has left a book...

Cat #1: "So you're saying the plan definitely calls for exploiting humans, then?"

Cat #2: "Yes. The dog exploitation scheme was nixed as being too risky and the elephant exploitation scheme was voted down by a slim margin."

Cat #1: " So why humans? I thought elephants could stomp them flat?"

Cat #2: "The consensus was that the elephants would want too big a percentage if they ever found out. Most of the voters agreed that even if humans did find out, no-one would believe them until it was too late. Actually, thumbs were the deciding issue."

Cat #1: "Thumbs?"

Cat #2: "Yes. Know of any other species that can wield a can opener with such skill?"

At least that's what they said the cats said, but what do dogs know?

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Carpe Canem!

There have been so many videos and pictures it is impossible to slap the, "It's all one big hoax and/or misunderstanding." label on all of them. There are the STS-47, 80, and 75 missions that are a real attention grabber. There are some Apollo videos that are even more interesting. There are many stories concerning abductions, Roswell, Shag harbor, the Nice, Italy encounters, back in the 16th or 17th centuries and crop circles.

Don't even start with me on crop circles. Many of them ARE fake, but many crop circles also had these features:
Blown out plant nodes,
Enlarged cellular wall pits
Slight traces of unusual magnitisim and radioactivity
The stalks would be bent, but not broken.
Seeds taken from some crop circles when compared to a control group would show either extremely accelerated or extremely deccelerated germination.

You simply can not produce these effects with a simple board and some rope. You simply can't!

I have heard one SETI dude say something to the order of, "Why don't they knock on someones door and leave their encyclopedia galactica on their doorstep?" This is even more outragious than E.T. leaving messages on the ground. Not to mention the fact that if they have been keeping tabs on us during these past 100 years or so, they wouldn't trust us with such things.

I also hear things like, "Why don't they contact us via radio?" or, "Why don't they land their ship in front of the white house lawn?" Again, both scenarios are unlikely.

With regards to radio, the aliens might not even know what it even is, or how to use it. Before you give me this, "But they are more advanced than us! They must know how to tranmit via radio!" speech, let me give you an example of something like this happening. A long, long time ago, in a land not so far away, Humans have build massive and magnificant structures such as the Pyramids and Stonehenge. As more effective methods of building great structures developed, every one soon forgot how they built the above mentioned structres in the first place in favor for learning more effective and easier ways to build. The same can be true with aliens and communication. Esspecialy if the aliens are thousands of years beyond simple radio. Even if they could transmit via radio, would we even hear it. We are not monitoring ever second of sky on all channels 24/7. We could easily miss a radio message sent from E.T.s

Doing something as intimidating as sending ships to hover over our capital city ala ID4 would also be a dangerous thing to do. For us AND them.

What is left? What would be an effective way to send messages in order to give humanity a nudge toward not freaking out when they "officially" come? A message that every one can see with considerable ease? Think about it.

There is also the theroies that we, in fact, decended from a race know as the Annunaki who come from a planet known as Nibiru. It is supposedly the 10th planet in our solar system.

P.S. THIS IS MY 1000th POST!!! YAY!!!!

[ November 26, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]