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Lee
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So, I'm the average Trekkie, I've never been anywhere, and I'm suffering from an apparent veneral disease. Not of course that I'd credit any sort of opinion on matters sexual from someone who thinks two girls sitting on him is the same thing as having a threesome! 8)

So tell us, Mounteychops, where have you been? I'm dying to hear about your wild jetsetting around the globe.

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We haven't heard about your trip to Tuscany yet. Did you visit the Abbey? As for where I've been, None of your bees wax. Anyone can make up a big list of places and find enough on the net to make it sound convincing so why bother. Go to the free clinic and get that problem taken care of. The pissing contest is over as far as I'm concerned.
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Lee
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Well, yes, actually, Tuscany was very nice. Of course, I'm not going to waste my time telling a little pissant like you about it. Especially since you're actually about 13 years old and have never left Tennessee (if that's where you really are, I doubt it). Boah, ah'm tellin' ya, this heah pissin' contest ain't gonna be done with till ah say it is, ya dig? 8)

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Grokca
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quote:
So, I'm the average Trekkie, I've never been anywhere, and I'm suffering from an apparent veneral disease.
There is no chance in hell that an average Trekkie could get veneral disease, you have to have sex to get that.

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in that case, my girlfriend doing me while wearing a TOS miniskirt proves that I Am Not Your Average Trekkie�
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Lee
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I nearly persuaded Kate to let me buy one of those outfits, probably in red. Then the manufacturer - same people I got the rellow TNG tunic from for the infamous Canary Worf shot - stopped doing it, or offered a lower-quality version instead that looked crap, or something. . . She's got the boots, though! 8)

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Nim
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LEE: "I nearly persuaded Kate to let me buy one of those outfits"

Just as well, you don't really have the thighs for it, sweetie.

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PsyLiam
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quote:
Originally posted by CaptainMike20X6:
in that case, my girlfriend doing me while wearing a TOS miniskirt proves that I Am Not Your Average Trekkie�

Tsk. Get up off your backside and do your own doing.

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so, WMDs?
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Wraith
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Well, I don't have them.

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Jay the Obscure
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According to The Daily Show, the WMDs are in Alabama.

Go figure.

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Ritten
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Well, why not, they were placed in your care...

Kids these days anyway.....

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A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Jason Abbadon
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I've got some potentially dangerous former food items in my refrigirator, so I might have some of them.

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I have a big gun.
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