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If tribbles are the main ingredient in most meals.
------------------ "I suppose you thought I was dead? No such thing. Don't flatter yourselves that I haven't got my eye upon you. I am wide awake, and you give plenty to look at." Household Words, Aug. 24, 1850 From the Raven in the Happy Family
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If your XO thinks that K-Mart or Target is too expensive or your doctor thinks that earning $5.50 an hour makes a person rich like Bill Gates.
------------------ Sometimes I run Sometimes I hide Sometimes I'm scared of you But all I really want is to hold you tight Treat you right, be with you day and night Baby all I need is time
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If you have a working console sitting on top of a broken console
------------------ "The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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...there's a phaser rifle on a gun rack behind the captain's chair.
...at least 30% of the chief engineer's buttocks is visible above the back of his pants.
...there's some guy called "Ol' Jeb" who sits in a rocking chair in engineering smoking a pipe. Whenever antimatter containment is lost, he points his pipe at the warp drive and says "Yup, 'at's a core breach y'all got dere."
...Zeke, the captain's bloodhound, gets to sit in the XO seat.
...anyone on the ship goes by the name Bubba, or any hyphented name ending in "-Bob".
...the hull is painted in at least two distinct shades of primer.
...the "head" is a hole in the floor of the last deck.
...one of the nacelles is held on by duct tape.
------------------ "The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich. Samuel Morse invented the Morse Code. Plato invented the plate." -Holly, Red Dwarf: "Parallel Universe"
[This message has been edited by TSN (edited January 13, 2000).]
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if your last name is Joads and the ships is so crowded with family and friends, all there is, is standing ground. Your current course is taking to to Cardassia because you received a subspace communication that there were plenty of well paying jobs for everybody.
you can't even afford to fire your pa out in a photon torpedo because you are so poor, so you just drop him at a cargo bay.
------------------ funniest TV quote.....
"A small penis is a clean penis" -Matt Real World Hawaii
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...you replace 'Command Red' to 'Lumberjack Plaid'.
------------------ I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.
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