It's Scotty in hell running after Satan yelling, "Satan! Satan!...It the main megafurnace! She's losin' power and the temperature is droppin' fast!...I'm not sure I can hold her!"
Unfortunately, I don't have a scanner. ------------------ [Bart's looking for his dog.] Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church. Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church. Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
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A have the "Gifted" cartoon on a T-shirt. My folks got it for me, because I DID attend 'gifted' classes, AND was prone to ignoring obvious directions such as "PULL."
Truly appropriate, and a True Thing, as well.
------------------ "Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
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"Old man Einstein crazy in his attic" -Underworld, "Pearl's Girl", Second Toughest In The Infants
------------------ Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?" Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"
(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)
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------------------ "If the rope is a quarter of a Zeuslength in size, then the Defiant shalt most naturally be seven times the thirty-second part of a Zeuslength?" -Boris Skrbic, 27-Sep-2000
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