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And then, on Halloween Eve night, Satan Claws comes and leaves curses under the tree for all the little boys and girls. Remember to leave out a glass of poisoned milk and cookies w/ razor blades in them...
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No one else in the world seems to have read it, but there was a short story about an abusive father who concocted a story about Santa's evil brother. This anti-Santa traveled through the sewers on a sleigh pulled by goats, and he ate bad children.
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Satan Claus. I've read it. Didn't he end up getting the father, though?
There's also "Santa's Twin" by Dean Koontz. But the most FREAKY Santa short short story was "Nicholas Was" by Neil Gaiman, in his collection "Smoke and Mirrors." Ho. Ho. Ho.
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"Please, let us LIVE!! We'll put out milk & cookies for you!"
"You DARE bribe SANTA?!? I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up DIAMONDS!!"
---Fry & Evil Robot Santa Claus, "Futurama"
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