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Topic: GuestCom 6 - D (late entry. In a non-innuendo sort of way)

jh
Ex-Member

posted

Doctor: You see Mr. Neelix, it's really very easy. One plus one equals two.

Neelix: Go screw, you five foot column of photons.

Doctor: This is the 24th century, Mr. Neelix. We use the metric system now. You should have said one and a half meter column of photons.

Neelix: Up yours.

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"A screaming comes across the sky..."

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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EMH: "Over time, you will have noticed a gradual change in the support suit that Seven wears, as she becomes less reliant on her Borg Prosthetic implants. May I now reveal to you. . . *drum roll* the latest version!"

Neelix: "I see! These are fancy earring that perform all the functions of the earlier suits, allowing her to at last wear normal clothes!"

EMH: "Er. . . wear clothes? Um. . . er. . . that would, uh. . . upset the. . . proper operation of these devices - that's it! As her doctor, I'd have to advise against it."

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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EMH: "This game of impressions is fun! Here's my next one! *holds up two chocolate-coated peanut snacks* My name is. . ?"

Neelix: "What?"

EMH: "My name is. . ?"

Neelix: "What?"

EMH: "My name is. . ?"

Neelix "Wha- OH! Eminem!"

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

posted

The doctor has seemed to remove two more unnecessary 'implants' from Seven.

Doctor: There we go...she won't be needing these...
Neelix: Yeah, but our audience does! How're we going to keep our male viewers from tuning in?

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

posted

EMH: "Look! Spaceballs!"

Neelix: "Oh, shit! There goes the planet. . ."

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

posted

EMH: "Mr, Neelix, regular physicals have made me aware of a slight imbalance in your diet. I'm going to have to insist you eat two of these a day."

Neelix: "But. . . chocolate-coated Tribbles?!"

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

posted

Neelix: "First caramel, then chocolate, and now multi-colored?! Why can't we just stick w/ plain old Creme Eggs?!"

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"I prefer much more diplomatic ways of pissing people off."
-a certain anonymous administrator

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Doctor: "Mr. Neelix, I extracted these fro the stomach of one of the crew. Any idea where they came from?"

Neelix: "So that's where my Christmas tree ornaments went!"

Doctor: "Mr. Neelix, remind me never to come in here again..."

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"I prefer much more diplomatic ways of pissing people off."
-a certain anonymous administrator

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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Doctor: Mwahahahaha

Neelix: Get rid of those grenades before they blow you to smithereens......

Doctor: Mwahahahaha

Neelix: That's right, I forgot.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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Montgomery
Reigning Supreme
Member # 23

posted

Doctor:
"My word, Mr Neelix!
No wonder they were itching so!"

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An unborn scream burst in my stomach,
and spread like cold mercury through my chest.
I covered my face with my hands, but kept looking through my fingers.
"Write that down!", he told the stick.
"Is visibly destroyed, yet unable to turn away".

- Blue Jam

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Baloo
Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Member # 5

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EMH [smugly]: "And now the perceptual acquity test: which of these spheroids is most reflective?"

Neelix: "The one just above your eyebrows."

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I want it all, but I'll settle for some Chocolate!

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RW
Senior Member
Member # 27

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Doc: "Neelix, have you met the Kastian ambassadors yet?"

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