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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Oh, heck, who cares where I got these pics? Anyone? By the way, this is a trick question: anyone who says 'yes' is actually answering the question "who wants to be bludgeoned?"

First off, it's the Live WeyounCam! Just so long as he doesn't do the stuff that happens on JenniCam. . .


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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Cardassian #1: "Holy Bajoran corpse, Batman! I think his face is stuck!"

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Vreenak: "The man who started the war with the Dominion... Somehow I thought you'd be taller." (DS9: "In the Pale Moonlight")


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Baloo
Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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..."Buffy the Vampire Slayer" will not be seen tonight so we may bring you the following news special...

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"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors."
-- Plato
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Weyoun: And today's lottery numbers for this week's 50 million bars of latinum JACKPOT are 3.....

Cardassian #1: D'OH (starts ripping up tickets)

Cardassian #2: Don't worry, we can still win with 6 numbers.

Weyoun: 12

Cardassian #1: D'OH (ripping up more tickets)

Weyoun: 18, 25, 34, 39, and 49. Waitaminit, *looks at own ticket* 25, 39, I WON!!!! I WON!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *calms down* Well, topping today's stories, the winner of the lottery is...... Me!!!! In other news today......... Terrible accident on Cardassia, millions of Cardassians killed.......... Bye!!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on June 03, 1999.]


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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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*Weyoun begins the Dominion's take off on the hit movie "The Running Man".

Weyoun: I command you to hunt down and capture one Sol System. Yes you heard me, get out there and get after him!

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I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.

[This message was edited by Jay on June 01, 1999.]


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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Weyoun: "Public service announcement, prerecorded: One free bottle of kanar for the first Cardassian soldier to report an important part of the war effort, the precise location of Sesame Street, to us. This message will repeat itself in ten seconds."

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Vreenak: "The man who started the war with the Dominion... Somehow I thought you'd be taller." (DS9: "In the Pale Moonlight")

[This message was edited by Elim Garak on June 01, 1999.]


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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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Weyoun: . . . .Once again, she's a cute little puppy and answers to the name of Cuddles. If you see my little puppy-yuppy, please take her to the nearest Jem-Hadar barracks where you will receive a *ahem* proper reward.

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I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Weyoun: Welcome to Jem'Hadar Gladiators, where we pit average men and women against a barrage of physical sports and our own specially trained Jem'Hadar...

*or*

Weyoun: Next time on Weyoun Springer, "I married a Denebian Slime Devil!"

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam


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Xentrick
good to go
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"Attention people of New York: I'm not wearing pants!"
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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
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Cardassian: Hey, look! It's an incoming message from The Big Giant Head!

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."


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Jedi Weyoun
Active Member
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Weyoun: Are you lookin' at me? ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT ME????

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Clones are People Two

"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"
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First of Two
Better than you
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Cardassians: "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the most-cloned of them all?"

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"... Then you'll see me do some MAJOR dancing on your face!" -- Cosby


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First of Two
Better than you
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Romper-Weyoun: "I see Damar, and Rusot, and Panya, and Tala, and Jarom..."

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"... Then you'll see me do some MAJOR dancing on your face!" -- Cosby


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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Cardassian: "Oh, wouldn't you know it? I happen to mention the outfit I'm thinking of wearing today, and you both show up wearing the same thing. I mean, couldn't you show the least bit of originality once in awhile? You've even stolen my haircut!"

*motions to screen*

"What's he saying, then?"

Cardassian Beta: "He's just announced the execution of several thousand citizens."

Cardassian: "Well, that's hardly an excuse for stealing my wardrobe ideas, is it?"

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"Near the door! They leave reality inside!"


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Weyoun: Well, goodily morning to everyone! Remember, stay happy, or its off to the institution for a lob-odo-odomy!

Damar:*walks by with a piece of brain floating in a jar*

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam


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