The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35
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Oh, heck, who cares where I got these pics? Anyone? By the way, this is a trick question: anyone who says 'yes' is actually answering the question "who wants to be bludgeoned?"
First off, it's the Live WeyounCam! Just so long as he doesn't do the stuff that happens on JenniCam. . .
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..."Buffy the Vampire Slayer" will not be seen tonight so we may bring you the following news special...
------------------ "One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." -- Plato www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Weyoun: And today's lottery numbers for this week's 50 million bars of latinum JACKPOT are 3.....
Cardassian #1: D'OH (starts ripping up tickets)
Cardassian #2: Don't worry, we can still win with 6 numbers.
Weyoun: 12
Cardassian #1: D'OH (ripping up more tickets)
Weyoun: 18, 25, 34, 39, and 49. Waitaminit, *looks at own ticket* 25, 39, I WON!!!! I WON!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *calms down* Well, topping today's stories, the winner of the lottery is...... Me!!!! In other news today......... Terrible accident on Cardassia, millions of Cardassians killed.......... Bye!!!!
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
[This message was edited by Tahna Los on June 03, 1999.]
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Weyoun: "Public service announcement, prerecorded: One free bottle of kanar for the first Cardassian soldier to report an important part of the war effort, the precise location of Sesame Street, to us. This message will repeat itself in ten seconds."
------------------ Vreenak: "The man who started the war with the Dominion... Somehow I thought you'd be taller." (DS9: "In the Pale Moonlight")
[This message was edited by Elim Garak on June 01, 1999.]
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Weyoun: . . . .Once again, she's a cute little puppy and answers to the name of Cuddles. If you see my little puppy-yuppy, please take her to the nearest Jem-Hadar barracks where you will receive a *ahem* proper reward.
------------------ I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment. You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.
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Weyoun: Welcome to Jem'Hadar Gladiators, where we pit average men and women against a barrage of physical sports and our own specially trained Jem'Hadar...
*or*
Weyoun: Next time on Weyoun Springer, "I married a Denebian Slime Devil!"
------------------ "We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
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Cardassian: "Oh, wouldn't you know it? I happen to mention the outfit I'm thinking of wearing today, and you both show up wearing the same thing. I mean, couldn't you show the least bit of originality once in awhile? You've even stolen my haircut!"
*motions to screen*
"What's he saying, then?"
Cardassian Beta: "He's just announced the execution of several thousand citizens."
Cardassian: "Well, that's hardly an excuse for stealing my wardrobe ideas, is it?"
------------------ "Near the door! They leave reality inside!"
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