Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
Weyoun: And today's lottery numbers for this week's 50 million bars of latinum JACKPOT are 3.....
Cardassian #1: D'OH (starts ripping up tickets)
Cardassian #2: Don't worry, we can still win with 6 numbers.
Cardassian #1: D'OH (ripping up more tickets)
Weyoun: 18, 25, 34, 39, and 49. Waitaminit, *looks at own ticket* 25, 39, I WON!!!! I WON!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *calms down* Well, topping today's stories, the winner of the lottery is...... Me!!!! In other news today......... Terrible accident on Cardassia, millions of Cardassians killed.......... Bye!!!!
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
[This message was edited by Tahna Los on June 03, 1999.]
Weyoun: "Public service announcement, prerecorded: One free bottle of kanar for the first Cardassian soldier to report an important part of the war effort, the precise location of Sesame Street, to us. This message will repeat itself in ten seconds."
------------------ Vreenak: "The man who started the war with the Dominion... Somehow I thought you'd be taller." (DS9: "In the Pale Moonlight")
[This message was edited by Elim Garak on June 01, 1999.]
Weyoun: . . . .Once again, she's a cute little puppy and answers to the name of Cuddles. If you see my little puppy-yuppy, please take her to the nearest Jem-Hadar barracks where you will receive a *ahem* proper reward.
------------------ I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment. You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.
Cardassian: "Oh, wouldn't you know it? I happen to mention the outfit I'm thinking of wearing today, and you both show up wearing the same thing. I mean, couldn't you show the least bit of originality once in awhile? You've even stolen my haircut!"
*motions to screen*
"What's he saying, then?"
Cardassian Beta: "He's just announced the execution of several thousand citizens."
Cardassian: "Well, that's hardly an excuse for stealing my wardrobe ideas, is it?"
------------------ "Near the door! They leave reality inside!"