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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
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Cardassian: Ahhh! We don't have to watch this! *starts to walk off*

2nd Cardassian: Ummm...*points* yeah, we do.

Cardassian *sees Jem'Hadar pointing rifles at him*: I see your point. *runs back to watch Weyoun*

Weyoun: Hi, I'm Weyoun 8. You may remember me from previous clones, like Weyoun 4, or Weyoun 2. Or my personal favorite, Weyoun 5.

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Cardassian: "I don't care what he says. Times Square had a sense of reality to it, at least. Now look at it."

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"Near the door! They leave reality inside!"

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Weyoun: "And following the tragic death of Gul Etted in a freak gardening accident, I'm delighted to announce the new head of the Cardassian government will be Gul Ibbul."

Cardassian #1: "He'd have to be."

Cardassian #2: "Shhhh!"

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Cardassian: "Big Brother? Big Girl's Blouse more like."

Weyoun: "I heard that."

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Gaseous Anomaly
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"It's the story
Of a man named Weyoun..."

First One: Another Irish stereotype joke, and for the love and honour o' God, mariodh me tu. Eist go maith liom.


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If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Weyoun: "Good evening. Today we'll be talking w/ Mr. Arthur 'Two-Sheds' Jackson..."

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"Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!"
-Inspector Fox, the Arguement Clinic sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Weyoun: "Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the planet."

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Weyoun: We have great news, citizens...DS9 has come to an end...

Damar: Quick! Change the channel before he reveals spoilers!!!

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"Attention all Forum-goers: This is Charles Capps speaking..."

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"Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!"
-Inspector Fox, the Arguement Clinic sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus

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The Excalibur
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Weyoun: Tonight, on bored with Britton, we delve into the amazing aspects of Deja Vu, the strage and errie feeling that you've done something before.

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I'd like to introduce you to my cats, my ferrett, my weasel, oh, sorry, that's my ex boyfriend Jeffery!

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ALL GOOD THINGS

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Cardassian A: "Oh, you two aren't still watching this program, are you? It's trash."

Cardassian B: "Quiet! Weyoun just found out that Suzie's daughter ran off with his paternal uncle. But what she doesn't know is that he isn't his hereditary uncle."

Cardassian C: "She's just doing it to ruin Weyoun's upcoming marriage to Tracy. Why can't she let him live his life?"

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"Gone savage for teenagers with automatic weapons and boundless love."
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Soul Coughing

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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A far better response, leaving Jeff Raven and Tahna Los as joint winners. Runners-up are First of Two and Warped1701. 8)
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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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I'm greatly honored, oh wise one...but for which one?

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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And which one of mine too?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Numb Sunscreen.
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