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Weyoun: Tonight, on bored with Britton, we delve into the amazing aspects of Deja Vu, the strage and errie feeling that you've done something before.
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I'd like to introduce you to my cats, my ferrett, my weasel, oh, sorry, that's my ex boyfriend Jeffery!
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Cardassian A: "Oh, you two aren't still watching this program, are you? It's trash."
Cardassian B: "Quiet! Weyoun just found out that Suzie's daughter ran off with his paternal uncle. But what she doesn't know is that he isn't his hereditary uncle."
Cardassian C: "She's just doing it to ruin Weyoun's upcoming marriage to Tracy. Why can't she let him live his life?"
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