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Baloo
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This is too bizarre!

Go. Look. Reply (once you've recovered from laughing your posterior loose)!

http://www.wired.com/news/news/technology/story/20517.html

--Baloo

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TSN
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Somehow, I really doubt that this is going to catch on...

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Sol System
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*LOL*

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Jubilee
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EEeerrr....... My bra is complicated ENOUGH without sticking GPS trackers and whole bunches of stuff in it.... geeze.....

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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Well, well. I believe that that is the most insane thing I've seen lately. What if her husband surprises her at home? Just a thought.

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Kosh
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I wonder if it beeps when she backs up?

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Jubilee
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*ROFLMAO*

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Jedi Weyoun
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*ROTFLMHO* I think not. I agree with Jubes. The things we're stuck wearing already are bothersome enough without having to hit an 'override' button if it accidentally goes off. *chuckles* Ooooooookaaaaayyyy...someone had WAY too much time on their hands. *L*

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Baloo
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Keep one thing in mind, feministas. The brassierre was invented by a WOMAN! So if you want to be more comfortable, I suggest more of you get degrees in ergonometry and clothing design (a minor in structural engineering couldn't hurt, especially if you specialize in cantilever structures ).

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[This message has been edited by Baloo (edited July 03, 1999).]


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Jedi Weyoun
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*giggles excitedly* ANH!!! sorry, Baloo--calling you on this one. Jeff, my sister, and i were playing trivial pursuit, and we had this question:
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Q: What did Otto Titzling invent?
A: The brassiere.


I kid you not. Talk about marketing...with a name like that...heh. :P Seriously, though...only a MAN could invent something this uncomfortable. A man also invented the "wonderful" invention of pantyhose...which women have now found useful for STRANGLING men with. *L* Wonder why? here--shave your legs and try a pair. *L*

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Aethelwer
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Well, this page says otherwise. Of course, if you're really uncomfortable, feel free to stop wearing bras. Better yet, abandon clothes altogether.

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RW
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Q: What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?

A: A navel.

So wear bras people.


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The First One
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*steps neatly aside to avoid the plummeting tone of this thread*
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Baloo
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The thing I hate most about "Trivial Pursuit" is that when I get a question wrong, half the time it's because I'm RIGHT!

T.P. (apt abbreviation, I might add) is not a definitive source of information. It's a game invented by people who had deadlines to meet and bills to pay and therefore got things wrong due to time pressure. (I'm being kind and assuming they weren't wrong just because they figured no-one else would bother checking their answers -- I do!)

Here's some corroborative evidence for my statement above:

http://home.nycap.rr.com/useless/brassiere/bra.html

The site's misnomer is "Useless Information". It's a misnomer (opinion = mine) in that no information is completely useless.

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Jubilee
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Yup yup. As soon as I make enough money to manufacture my own clothing company, I'm designing underwear that supports the shelf I have on my chest and doesn't POKE THE HELL out of me!! *^!%@$^%@$$ underwire bra..*

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