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I still say these things lose any semblence of being interesting when they're forced. Especially when someone tries to bring one upon him/her/itself.
------------------ "If you attempt to return the device to the store, and you are missing one single peanut, the store personnel will laugh in the chilling manner exhibited by Joseph Stalin just after he enslaved Eastern Europe."
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This probably would be better served over e-mail. Since it's just the two of you.
------------------ I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.
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*There is a clap of thunder, lightning flashes across the grimy windows, the single naked bulb lighting the room crackles and pops as the element dies. All is silent....A match is struck in a dark corner and the distinctive orange flare of a cigarette can be seen in the darkness. A candle flickers to life to reveal the black clad figure of MaGiC, her handcuffs glinting coldly in the dim light. She lifts the cigarette to her red painted lips and cracks her whip with her right hand and with a smile that doesn't reach her eyes says....*
"Boys do you really call this an interrogation?"
------------------ I'm the Worlds First Fully Functional Homicidal Artist.....
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