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Charles Capps
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http://www.kuro5hin.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/4/26/85810/9598

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"Babies are squirmy, ugly, dirty, smelly, and noisy. They'd offend all five of my senses if I had any reason to lick one..."
-- TSN, 2001.01.11 23:27, PhoenixChat


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Lee
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Blasphemy! Idolater!

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But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."

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The "Bohemian Rhapsody" parody had me pissing myself laughing. Good GODDESS, that's too fucking funny...

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And like before, it's just too hard."
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Never tried curry, probably never will either, nonetheless the article seems amusing

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-Nimrod 16/4/2001



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PsyLiam
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Er, why will you never try curry infinity old chap? Was there perchance some accident involving curry and a family member/friend, and now even the sight of it causes you to throw up?

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Nim
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Last time I ate curry was in East End, Dec. 29th.
Bought the best damn takeaway-curry ever! Lots of naan, lots of them pompadoms, and my mouth went nuumb from the spices. But it was good, despite my being oh so very drunk. I'll get a new fix, soon.
I haven't seen that hustling penguin in a long time...

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PsyLiam
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What do you mean, it was good, despite you being drunk? That's the optimum time for curry fun! They are part of a symbiotic relationship. You drink, you want a curry. You have a curry, you want a drink. It's the circle of spice.

Do you see? Ha! I = Semi-Master of the Pun!

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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
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Yes, yes. Very good Liam. *motions for the men in the white coats to come take him away*

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Liam is coming along quite spicely.

HAHA!

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*shudders* Curry scares me......

~LOA

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Nim
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Haha, aw LOA, I remember you saying that a year ago or so.

Nevertheless, the spice must flow.

Psy: Touch�.

Me: Yes? Hmm?

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Charles, for posting that title...you're as good as dead. So speaketh me Run Charles, RUN!

Unleash the hounds!

Any or all of my minions who wish to top CC are hereby authorised to do so. And before you ask, yeah, its cool to do so. I read it in scripture .
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For those of you who won't eat curry...well you'll spend an eternity in hell. Think on it!

There are some people who have been saved, let me show you:

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To save yourself for certain hell, be sure to join us!

P.S. If any minions have been left out of being certified, let me know.

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"Hey, we butchered Poles! Thats OK."
- DT.

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Lee
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Mmm. . . curry and authoritah, all at once. . . 8)

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"It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.

But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."

- James Lileks, 09/04/2001


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It's not that, it's just that I've never developed a taste for asian food, I just don't want to try it, it doesn't seem to look tasty.

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001



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Lee
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Well, define what looking tasty should be, then.

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"It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.

But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."

- James Lileks, 09/04/2001


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