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Nim
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I assure you, dying from eating an overspiced curry is NOT on my "pleasant death" list, haha.

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That's because you haven't been properly stimulated yet.... erm, sorry wrong quote.

That's because you haven't been sufficiently educated. I don't like overspiced curries either -I'm not a big fan of these bastardised versions (as Liam so eloquently put it). I prefer the curries that my mum used to and still makes - they're not Tikka Massala's, not Rogan Josh's, not Pasanda's - Just plain curries like mama used to make....and they are absolutely gorgeous! Can't beat 'em.

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Nim
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I also like curry, but getting spice in the top of your windpipe or rear nose cavity is torture. I hate it. Eating really spicy food is kind of walking through a mine field in that regard.

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Lee
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So? Learn to eat properly. 8)

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Damn the curry! Full speed ahead!

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Kashmiri food tends to be milder than central & southern food. But its a very large misconception that curry must burn out your tongue.

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PsyLiam
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Yes.

OTOH though, if you know a man who easts Booner, then he must be ridiculed until he dies.

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Nim
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Are you drunk too, you little soakie-turnip?

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What have you got against Booner/Bhoona curries Liam? I don't eat them personally but I'm just interested.

Daryus: On the whole, that is true. There are the obvious exceptions like my grandmother who in her own massochistic kind of way enjoys torturing herself with curries as hot as can be. She seems to employ the David Lloyd George method of decision making - "Take an amount, multiply it by two and double it again", then take that much chilli powder and stick it in the curry. It's enough to leave your face red, nose running and eyes watering for ages.

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Lee
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I've become a big fan of Dupiazas. Basically you add onions at two different stages of the cooking procedure, with the second batch going in quite late in the process, and often having been nicely fried first! Yum. 8)

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Well, if you live near the border, you have to be a little crazy =)

Lee - yum!

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Nim
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What is this...bhoona? Show me the bhoona, earthling!

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PsyLiam
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Personally, I have nothing against Boona. I have just had one, actually. But the Hard Northern Uni Lads, who drink REAL BITTER, and ARE HARD, cos they are HARD NOTHERN LADS who are from rich families and don't know how to write a cheque; they ridicule those who eat Boona's. And who actually dare to drink Smirnoff Ice's or the like, rather than just drinking REAL BITTER all night. Hard.

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Damnit I'll look it up myself!!!

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Anyone that drinks Smirnoff Ice deserves everything they get - both in ridicule and the nest morning.

Drink cider from early afternoon to early morning - that'll sort out the men from the sheep *hic*

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