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I got into trouble at a Sears once because of a tractor lawnmower. I was around 7 years old at the time and very bored as my parents shopped for kitchen appliances. My sister and I were playing on the tractors, and the one I was on had a little bit of gasoline in the tank and the keys in the ignition. Just before this, my parents were complaining about not being able to find any help. A split second after I discovered the keys, my parents had more than enough sales associates to help them.
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Siegfried: You got in trouble? I think your family should have sued the store, or something. They deserve it for being so stupid as to leave a fueled tractor with the keys on the floor for anyone to start...
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Driving tractors is fun! You get air conditioning, radio, nice seat, nice view, easy job, etc...
Just like playing with big toys (which is cool, BTW). =]
-------------------- Sheridan: "Well, as answers go, short, to the point, utterly useless and totally consistant with what I've come to expect from a Vorlon..." Kosh: "Good." Sheridan: "I REALLY hate it when you do that..." Kosh: "Good."
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Zis obsession with tractors is beink a new feature in young Adam's life. I am hypothesizink that is is to do viz zer runnink of zer Intrepid-class carship into zer mailbox; ever since zis event he iss seeking out zer forms of transport indestructible to all except zer Maverick anti-tank missile. . . Either zat, or somethink to do vith his mother.
Pliss to be contactink me, Herr Heinbuch, ve haf many hours of therapy still to go! 8)
No thanks... unless you've got one that transforms into Tractimus Prime.
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"I am hypothesizink that is is to do viz zer runnink of zer Intrepid-class carship into zer mailbox; ever since zis event he iss seeking out zer forms of transport indestructible to all."
I recommend he pops down to the next DS9 boot sale and pick up the Rio Grande. It's probably going for a song these days.
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