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Jay the Obscure
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Happy Summer Solstice to everyone.

I see that the several of our fine low-key British friends went slightly crackers today and ended up climbing all over Stonehenge. Police had to come and escort them away. It would seem that they were in the way of the druid priests.

You've got to love that.

*does a little druid dance*

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[This message was edited by Jay on June 22, 1999.]


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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*didn't know Druids danced*

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Jubilee
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They do.... As a matter of fact, one of the "Great Rites" involves a power raising event known as the "Spiral Dance"

Happy Litha, everyone! Tonight is beautiful... The Goddess shines

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Baloo
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Don't tell Pat Robertson, but the Spiral Dance was the precursor to the Hokey-Pokey!


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Jubilee
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Yes, and the "Great Rite In Truth" was actually the beginings of the funky monky dance.. *LMAO* I'm told that High Priests and High Priestesses got VERY close during those events.. *L*

*is still in a Litha mood* ... Litha, like Beltane before it, is a very festive holiday that celebrates love and fertility.

It's basically your invitation to have sex (as if you needed one) .....

Anyone's back need washing? *Grins at Lee*

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.


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Sol System
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My favorite holiday is Festivus.

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Siegfried
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To celebrate the Solstice I climbed out onto the roof of Oberholtzer Hall and yelled out, "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

That was because the steps were missing in front of the door, it was dark, and I wasn't expecting a foot and a half drop. I bruised my hip.

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The First One
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Aha! The game is afoot!

Inded, I could do with a back rub, been moving computers all week. C'mon over, Jubes, and bring that scented oil. . . Computer! Activate EHCHL (Emergency Holographic Come-Hither Look)! }B)


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Jubilee
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*grabs some Jasmine scented massage oil and a few cans of Dr. Pepper*

*meanders on over to Lee's place*

Now let's see if we can't work those kinks out for you...... *applies massage oil to hands and starts massaging.....*

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.



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The First One
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*hopes that the Dr. Pepper is for some special sexual purpose, since he's damned if he's going to drink the wretched stuff*

Aah, that's better. My spine feels so stretched I must be an inch taller. . . so what else can you do? �)


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RW
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I don't understand why people should invent religious rituals around purely natural astronomical phenomena instead of studying them in a more rational way. But that's OK with me. But to stay on topic: I guess it's a hooligan trend to call yourself a druid as an excuse to violate laws.

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Jubilee
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*grins* The Dr. Pepper is here to prove that I can provide more unbridled pleasure than a can of it... and after that, I'm planning on licking it off you. }B)

What else can I do? .. No no no no no....the question you should be asking the SexGoddess is... "What CAN'T you do?" .... any special requests? *GRIN*


RW: As to the celebration of natural phenomena, the reason _I_ celebrate it is it is a perfect example of the circle of life and the God and Goddesses effects on the natural land..... It is a very important part of my religion.

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.



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Jaresh Inyo
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Your spine isn't all that's suddenly longer.

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Siegfried
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Why oh why must Jubilee take my favorite soft drink and demote to a sexual aid?

*breaks down sobbing*

Please don't do it! Dr Pepper is the closest thing I have to a girlfriend!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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Jay the Obscure
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Is very frightened at the very strange way this thread is going.

Dr. Pepper as a sexual aid!
Dr. Pepper as a girlfriend!

Oi!!

To hell with it, let's all dance naked in the moonlight like druids!

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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
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