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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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*leans very close to Jubes' ear and says "how about. . . " and whispers very quietly*

Only, we'll leave the Dr. Pepper out of this one!


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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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*grins evilly* .. why Lee, I didn't know you had it in you...... }B) and then after that...*wispers in his ear*

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.



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First of Two
Better than you
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*coughs*
I don't think his idea was to have it in HIM...

ahh, doesn't matter. Within twelve hours from now, I'll be DOING things that they're electronically implying. Ah, I love weekends!
*shrugs*

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"When we turn our back on our principles, we stop being human." -- Janeway, "Equinox"

[This message has been edited by First of Two (edited June 26, 1999).]


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Jaresh Inyo
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First, while your enjoying your biological delights, can you think "This one's for Matt?" My testicles are completely out of commission.

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Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift.
Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift.
Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...


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Jubilee
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That can be fixed, Jaresh.......

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.



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Jaresh Inyo
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It could be, but I'll have to open the lid on this jar first so I can get them out...it's stuck...

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Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift.
Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift.
Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...


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RW
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That's the solution! I'll buy a bottle of Dr Pepper to accompany me during long summer nights. Oh, mon amour, je t'aime! Je veux te.. ahem..

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Jaresh Inyo
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I'm probably lucky to only understand half of those French words. I never was good in that subject.

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Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift.
Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift.
Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...


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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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RW! Now what is it you want to do with your love, this can?

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")


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Jubilee
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He can do ME, if he wants.

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.



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The First One
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*unfortunately, Lee's return to this thread means Jubes has to give him her full - and very talented - attention*

Ooh, momma! �)


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First of Two
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*Pops back into thread*
*looks around*

Hey guys.

*grins*

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

She says I'm a man of "good taste."

I now leave you to your Thread of Pent-Up Sexual Frustration.

"...I used to have yearnings, but now, I ain't got none." -- Bull, on Night Court, after a "night in."

BWA-HA-HAAAAA...

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"When we turn our back on our principles, we stop being human." -- Janeway, "Equinox"


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RW
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Maybe I will ***** my **** inside the can and **** it until I **** and ****** ** *** ***

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Jubilee
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*gives Lee her "full and talented attention"*

*muffled noises are heard*

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.



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The First One
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*a long, LONG time later, when Lee's stamina has brought Jubes to the edge of exhaustion*

How was that for you, dear?


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