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Ummm, okie dokie. That's all folks! Move along, there's nothing to see here, you lookie-loos!
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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*too exhausted to do anything but pant and sigh with pleasure* }B)
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My virgin eyes! They burn! They BURN! Oh, my virgin eyes! AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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*wonders how eyes lose their virginity*
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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Well. . . umm, no. I won't tell you how. It would be far too rude even for this thread. But I know I was very drunk the first time I tried this specific sexual activity. �)
------------------ Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35
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*looks at Jubes' tagline, decides that mere "Administrator" dies not convey the sheer power he has over the female of the species; changes accordingly*
I'll help you, RW. Thanks to my job, I'm used to cleaning up weird stains and messes.
*looks at the devastation left in The First One's and Jubilee's wake*
Oh, for the love of god! This is just blatantly disgusting ya'll!
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................ *too much shock upon her return to the forums* *looks around the room, blinking like a deer staring at headlights*
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