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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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Um..yeah.

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Malnurtured Snay
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Well where the hell is Xenia Onnatop when you need her?

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Poetic Justice - hire german weightliftress to fatally sodomize him with strap-on. She could still technically get the ���. :.

Man, I'll never get completely free from Irr�versible...

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Grokca
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Maybe they could get this woman.

http://flare.solareclipse.net/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=10;t=002869

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Goodness. [Eek!]

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Siegfried
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So many bad jokes and self-deprecating comments are struggling to come out that I am unable to utter a single one due to the log jam.
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Mikey T
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Oh great, Anna Nicole is going to date again if she reads this.

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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She would crush his pelvis alliance in one swift stroke.

Honestly, he's more likely to get a stroke from too intense sex than a fatal heartattack, he would live out his days a drooling vegetable unable to talk right. Talk about backfire!

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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quote:
Originally posted by Nimrod Pimding:
. . .he would live out his days a drooling vegetable unable to talk right.

That would make him a prime target for Anna Nicole then.

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