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The_Tom
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I've been reading about it in several places, put only today did I go and visit the website in question.

WOW.

I urge everyone to read the entirety of the "Satan Trek" section. The Spork page is nifty, too.

Elsewhere on the site the author does concede the entire Church of the Lamb thing is a joke, but judging by the comments he's getting in his guestbook and on forums around the web, a lor of people are taking this a serious born-again cult stuff. (I wouldn't be surprised if there were similar websites actually done by people like that online)

Check this out...

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'Counselor' Troi - Demon-Possessed Alien Whore

Lieutenant Worf - Philistine Warrior in Satan's Dark Army

Captain Picard - The Anti-Christ, the Tempter, the Dark Servant

Commander Riker - Lust-Crazed Hypocritical Whoremonger

Commander Data - Basically a Walking Vibrator

Geordi LaForge - Deformed Mutant & Inferior Human

Chief O'Bryan - Pagan Blasphemer and Drunkard

Tasha Yar - Upstart Self-Rightous Wench

Dr. Crusher - Secular Humanist Whore & False Teacher

Westly Crusher - Whelp Offsping of A Demonic Witch


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Jubilee
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*floored, completely*

I believe those people were the ones responsible for the burning of my people in the olden days...

Please, someone tell me that they aren't serious, and i've just escaped into the Twilight Zone or somewheres.......

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The_Tom
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THEY

AREN'T

SERIOUS

(and while I'm at it,) Liam:

YOU

NEED

HELP.

(You can never tell him that too often)

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Elim Garak
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What does Liam needing help have to do with this?

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Jaresh Inyo
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Just a rountine "Seek Help" reminder.

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Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift.
Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift.
Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...


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Sol System
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*LOL*

*deep breath*

*LOL*

Oddly enough, all the women are whores except for Yar, who happens to be the only one on the list to actually have sex that first season...

(I am extremely tempted to construct a cast photo based on these descriptions, but it would never get past the censors. )

This reminds me of "The Force=Satan Homepage."

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LB4747
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Satan Trek? Wow. Someone had a bit too much bad LSD.


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But pretty girls look right through me" -In The Darkest Place

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Charles Capps
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Sol, mind posting that URL? *L*

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Hilarious. The Falwell-Tinky-Is-Gay folks will take it seriously but satire has never been their strong suit to put it mildly. Am I the only one who thinks being a Philistine Warrior In Satan's Dark Army sounds like a lot of fun?

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Sol System
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The Force=Satan Homepage

And just because this picture makes me laugh obscenely...

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"You hear about 'constitutional rights,' 'free speech,' and the 'free press.' Every time I hear these words I say to myself, 'That man is a Red!!...' You never hear a real American talk like that!"
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Jay the Obscure
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Ok, I won't take this too far, but this just stuck out to me far too much to be ignored.

Ok, one passage writes:

"The most famous one is the "USS Enterprise". An enterprise is a business venture. This means that the show is about money."

and later is goes on to write:

"Also, Satantrek encourages our youth to be lazy never-do-wells. On Satantrek there is no use of money."

Ok, so it's logic, read about it.

That's all I feel like I can write now, unless I move the keyboard to the floor where I fell after laughing so hard.

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Do not be fooled by the silky carress of Satantrek. It's easy to be fooled into thinking "it's just a TV show" as many idolaters have said in this site's guestbook. Wrong!! Satantrek is just another of Satan's ways of luring people into the abyss such as: racial integration, homosexual "rights", women's lib, animal "rights", and all that other crap the bleeding heart liberals want you to believe. It's ALL against the word of GOD!

I am not surprised by these and other similar statements. Those guys have always been against human rights and stuff......... So what's wrong with racial integration, women's lib and stuff? Sins hurt the advance of the human race. What makes such things, which benefit society as whole as sins? I'd like them to answer that question.

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Sol System
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*gently reminds everyone that this is a joke*

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"You hear about 'constitutional rights,' 'free speech,' and the 'free press.' Every time I hear these words I say to myself, 'That man is a Red!!...' You never hear a real American talk like that!"
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Mayor Frank Hague, Jersey City


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Xentrick
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Joking, yeah, but they still make a few good points

[this is extra funny to me because I just read a conspiracy theorist's 33 page website saying that UFO's are all faked by the Illuminati, the Moon-landings and Shuttle flights have all been hoaxed by NASA& Disney, and Star Trek is just filled with Illuminati/Masonic/Templar symbolism!]


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Sol System
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I'll have to post the link to the site that warns of a future ruled by "exponentially reproducing homosexual cyborgs" sometime.

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"You hear about 'constitutional rights,' 'free speech,' and the 'free press.' Every time I hear these words I say to myself, 'That man is a Red!!...' You never hear a real American talk like that!"
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