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I've been reading about it in several places, put only today did I go and visit the website in question.
WOW.
I urge everyone to read the entirety of the "Satan Trek" section. The Spork page is nifty, too.
Elsewhere on the site the author does concede the entire Church of the Lamb thing is a joke, but judging by the comments he's getting in his guestbook and on forums around the web, a lor of people are taking this a serious born-again cult stuff. (I wouldn't be surprised if there were similar websites actually done by people like that online)
------------------ Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift. Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift. Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...
Oddly enough, all the women are whores except for Yar, who happens to be the only one on the list to actually have sex that first season...
(I am extremely tempted to construct a cast photo based on these descriptions, but it would never get past the censors. )
This reminds me of "The Force=Satan Homepage."
------------------ "You hear about 'constitutional rights,' 'free speech,' and the 'free press.' Every time I hear these words I say to myself, 'That man is a Red!!...' You never hear a real American talk like that!" -- Mayor Frank Hague, Jersey City
[This message was edited by Sol System on May 11, 1999.]
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Hilarious. The Falwell-Tinky-Is-Gay folks will take it seriously but satire has never been their strong suit to put it mildly. Am I the only one who thinks being a Philistine Warrior In Satan's Dark Army sounds like a lot of fun?
------------------ "'I'm afraid there's nowhere for you to sit,' I said coldly; 'the verandah is full of goats.'" --Saki "The Guests"
And just because this picture makes me laugh obscenely...
------------------ "You hear about 'constitutional rights,' 'free speech,' and the 'free press.' Every time I hear these words I say to myself, 'That man is a Red!!...' You never hear a real American talk like that!" -- Mayor Frank Hague, Jersey City
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Do not be fooled by the silky carress of Satantrek. It's easy to be fooled into thinking "it's just a TV show" as many idolaters have said in this site's guestbook. Wrong!! Satantrek is just another of Satan's ways of luring people into the abyss such as: racial integration, homosexual "rights", women's lib, animal "rights", and all that other crap the bleeding heart liberals want you to believe. It's ALL against the word of GOD!
I am not surprised by these and other similar statements. Those guys have always been against human rights and stuff......... So what's wrong with racial integration, women's lib and stuff? Sins hurt the advance of the human race. What makes such things, which benefit society as whole as sins? I'd like them to answer that question.
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
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*gently reminds everyone that this is a joke*
------------------ "You hear about 'constitutional rights,' 'free speech,' and the 'free press.' Every time I hear these words I say to myself, 'That man is a Red!!...' You never hear a real American talk like that!" -- Mayor Frank Hague, Jersey City
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Joking, yeah, but they still make a few good points
[this is extra funny to me because I just read a conspiracy theorist's 33 page website saying that UFO's are all faked by the Illuminati, the Moon-landings and Shuttle flights have all been hoaxed by NASA& Disney, and Star Trek is just filled with Illuminati/Masonic/Templar symbolism!]
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I'll have to post the link to the site that warns of a future ruled by "exponentially reproducing homosexual cyborgs" sometime.
------------------ "You hear about 'constitutional rights,' 'free speech,' and the 'free press.' Every time I hear these words I say to myself, 'That man is a Red!!...' You never hear a real American talk like that!" -- Mayor Frank Hague, Jersey City
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