Quite possibly the single best pre-Freespace flight sim of all time, released THREE TIMES, the third time specifically so it would work in Windows, and then MS goes and breaks compatability AGAIN!
*SMITE*
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
MUST! GET! SODA!
*wanders off*
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
MUST! GET! LAID! *stalks off*
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
Welcome to the club, Omega. Many of us have felt the need to smite Microsoft for a long time. Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
And getting laid, too.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
and a soda too....
Not in this exact order....
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Getting a soda trumps getting laid any day of the week.
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
Except Thursday.
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
Hmm. What a situation I am in. I can grab a pop (soda) and get laid... Interesting. Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
You can also wave your dick around and show everyone how big it is.
OH WAIT, YOU ARE!
Cripes. I'm turning into Magnus...
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Don't worry, TSN. If you hadn't said it, I probably would have. Damn happy people with good relationships rubbing it in my face that no one will love me but the drunk hookers and my cat.
Posted by The Mighty Monkey of Mim (Member # 646) on :
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Not to sound crazy and all on-topic and stuff, but assuming that you are using Windows XP...have you tried using the compatibility modes?
And I wouldn't just blame Microsoft here. They can hardly be expected to make sure that every 10 year old game still works on an operating system about a billion times removed from that the game was designed to work on, never mind that the hardware has changed radically too. Blame Lucasarts too. And blame them for not making good games anymore too.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
PsyLiam, stay on topic: this is about getting laid, soda, drunk hookers and a creepy Trek pic where a blonde girl has giant man-hands.
Holy Fuck! Look how thin Scotty is there! Obviously a sign of Phiotoshop manipulation.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
I also hate how close they put the i and the o....
I bet he was short once too....
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
quote:Originally posted by PsyLiam: And I wouldn't just blame Microsoft here. They can hardly be expected to make sure that every 10 year old game still works on an operating system about a billion times removed from that the game was designed to work on, never mind that the hardware has changed radically too.
Well yes, except that Apple has already done that with its Classic mode (which is admittedly probably a bit more cumbersome to start up than XP's compatibility modes). I'm still running Star Trek: 25th Anniversary ten years later... Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Good for you. Now tell us about the hundreds of games, new and old, that your beloved Mac will NOT run. B)
[ October 27, 2003, 09:52 AM: Message edited by: Cartman ]
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Okay, if you combine Win '95 compatability mode with moving one particular file off the CD and into the game folder, and don't use the launcher, it works. Don't ask me why.
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cartman: Good for you. Now tell us about the hundreds of games, new and old, that your beloved Mac will NOT run. B)
You say that as if I truly care. I realize not everyone has the same priorities as me, but the one single game that I've missed recently is the "Civilization 3" expansion pack that added multiplayer capability. Other than that? It's just saving me money for more important things.
(This post is the first by me that's brought to you by Panther, aka OS X 10.3. Purrr........) Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
I dread to ask, but...what are the more important things? New nerd glasses?
Posted by WizArtist (Member # 1095) on :
Why don't we all use that laptop that Jeff Goldblum used in ID4? After all, if it can interface with a totally alien technology, it shouldn't take that much longer for it to work with MS Windows.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I am reminded of my friend Kevin.
Kevin, for some strange reason, believes that direct current electricity is far superior to alternating current electricity. Don't ask me why; I simply tune him out when he steps on his soapbox and starts preaching about how DC is the superior, master race of electrons while AC is simply an inferior poseur. On occassion, yes, he stepped on an actual soapbox. My mom was pissed because it was an antique.
One night at a party Kevin was hosting, someone goaded him into his spiel of DC > AC. My eyes glazed over, so I went into the kitchen to help myself to a Dr Pepper with a splash of amaretto. When I came back, Kevin was shouting, "I'll show you!" He immediately whipped out his penis and jammed it into the nearest electrical outlet. He got quite a shock. To this day, I have no idea exactly what point he was trying to make.
To this day, whenever I hear a macevangelist decide to start the fire and brimstone routine, I remember the sight of Kevin sticking his penis into an electrical outlet. And I giggle.
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
quote:Originally posted by WizArtist: Why don't we all use that laptop that Jeff Goldblum used in ID4? After all, if it can interface with a totally alien technology, it shouldn't take that much longer for it to work with MS Windows.
Oh come on... what do you think he was uploading to the alien computer in the first place?
Siegfried: I would suspect that a rather large quantity of alcohol made that incredibly amusing story possible. Regardless, I would like to think that I am a whole lot more sensible than that gentleman... But I thank you for telling that story -- I can't exactly blame you for not taking people seriously with THAT kind of an encounter!
Liam: Stuff like textbooks, food, fuel, tuition, and more productive software. I've got a few games on my system, but I don't feel the need to go out and buy every last one of them on the market. I'd rather play one good game over and over again than get a dozen crappy ones and keep switching between them out of boredom.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Have I told the one about the sodomized Care Bear yet? With all the message boards and online people I talk to, I'm losing track of which college stories I've told who.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Shame on you, MM. Your signature was to herald in a new era of reserved Mac advocacy, remember? Besides they win at games (for now...) So I built a cheap Athlon system with mostly spare bits and installed Win98. Windoze obsolence problems solved.
Anyone have a force-feedback joystick they can recommend? After a valiant attempt to save it, I fear my Logitech Wingman Force has finally succumbed to the dark side.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
No, Siggy, but you've mentioned it, and that is more than enough really....
You know, with soap box penis stuffers, and care bear sodomizers for friends, I can almost see where your problem is. Do you discuss this on dates by chance????
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
What dates?
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
The ones with the Care Bear.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Okay, okay, do you mention these things prior to asking for a date....
This goes along with my 6'-1.25" that Liam got such a kick out of.... Things you really don't want to discuss in reality....
Sty, if he were dating Care Bears at least he'd be getting anal sex....
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
People who know me well have probably heard all of my stories already. If I ask someone out on a date from that group, then I have mentioned those things prior to asking for a date. Otherwise, no one knows my stories unless they ask me and the situation is appropriate.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"...and the situation is appropriate."
So, never, then?
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
What are you saying, Tim? When is the situation not appropriate for stories about jabbing your wick into an electric outlet. Why I think my great aunt was telling a similar story about her colored man-servant over brunch just the other day. (btw there are stories that Edison used to electrify stray pets to illuminate a similar point wrt the AC vs. DC argument)
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Well, if I'd known it was that kind of party, I'd have stuck my dick in the electric socket." -Thomas Alva Edison
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
I certainly hope that they don't ask out right....
"Say, Siggy, know any good stories about Care Bears getting sodomized???"
Looking at the outlet, I am thinking the guy didn't have much of a penis....
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
Look in the bright side though, Ritten... at least he didn't have two to fit the matching slots! Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
I tried running TIE Fighter on Window 98 on my old machine, didn't work, dunno why.
Din't LucasArts redo TIE Fighter with updated graphics and the like for use on newer machines?
I hate microsoft for screwing with the Mechwarrior series. Activision was doing fine.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ritten: "Say, Siggy, know any good stories about Care Bears getting sodomized???"
You'd be surprised how often that comes up.
quote:Looking at the outlet, I am thinking the guy didn't have much of a penis....
I'm not going to start describing his penis in excruciating detail, but it was a normal-sized human penis. How he got shocked, whether his foreskin slipped in or a fingernail did, I don't really know and never asked.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Pleae dont share with us how you know his penis was "normal sized" or what basis for comparison you've acumilated in your life.
I enjoy sleep too much.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I am a product of the American public education system. This means that I have been forced to share a locker room and shower room with dozens of other men at various points in my life.
I also spent two years living in a dorm that had community bathrooms and a group of young guys who occassional prounced around the floor naked or near to it.
I'm also a guy with a DSL connection and KaZaA. You figure the rest out.
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
quote:I'm also a guy with a DSL connection and KaZaA. You figure the rest out.
I did not need to know what kind of porn you download, Siggy! Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
quote:Originally posted by Siegfried: ...You figure the rest out.
AHA! The guy was a midget! That's it, isn't it!? Isn't it?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
....a normal sized penis and long finger nails....
Never not look a man in the eye while in the same shower.... Least it works in the military....
BX, I can hear the questioning tone in that 'Isn't it?', perfect....
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Eventually, all discussions lead to this.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Siggy's strange sex life and the antics of his Care Bear & Electrical Outlet molesting friends????
No, I think this is a first....
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Siegfried: "...human penis"
Well I'm glad you mentioned that. Otherwise the urban myth following this story could have it be an evil Harkonnen penis or perhaps a generous Kashyyyk penis.
I love the word penis. It's so gratifying to play with.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Nim: The Penis Mightier?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Nim, good catch on that....
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Klingon penises are like Ruffles potato chips... both have ridges.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
You thought waaaaaay too much about that reply, Sieggie.
One the same disturbing note, Klingons have redundant organs for everything else....
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Klingons are like FedEx delivery men... both carry huge packages.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
He needs help, he really really does....
Has anyone smote MS yet???
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Klingons are like Microsoft... both cause excruciating pain in the anal area.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
With pain-sticks??? Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
That's one way of referring to them, yes.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
So, and I really shouldn't ask this, how many Klingons have you seen sodomizing Care Bears????
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
You're right. You really should'nt ask that.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Well, I do have a friend who has written Klingon porn in the past.
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
...so what happened to him?
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Him who? Me? The Klingon Pornmeister? Kevin? Care Bear Lover? Omega?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Yes.
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
Omega writes Klingon/Care Bear porn?!?
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Ribbed for her pleasure?
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
What does Omega need with a bear porn?
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
FloatingHeadSpeak
You question me? Who is this... puny being?
/speak Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Well, let's see...
Me: still kicking, still in school, still with no significant other but not really giving a care about it one way or the other. Doesn't want to be a web developer.
The Klingon Pornmeister: no longer writes Trek fanfiction or Klingon porn stories. Graduate student in physics and still a friend of mine.
Kevin: Left school and joined the army, I believe. Haven't had contact with him in a couple months.
Care Bear Lover: dropped out of school after one year and returned to Montana. Through the grapevine, I last heard he was engaged and attending school up there.
Omega: Still a conservative, archenemy is still DHTML, and still engages in partisan debates with Snay. Last I heard, his cousins were hot and his computer was pushing him to cursation.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Please don't say that is from your journal.....
Although, that does seem to some a few things up....
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Although sum would argue that's not entirely accurate.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Seeing as hindsite is 20/20, I will agree with you Min. Butt life is two short for me to overly worry about it at this time.
Still, incorrect wording and all, the statement stands.....
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
What on Earth is going on with your sig?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
font size to -1 font face to whatever suits me, the Swiss911 turned out a little blurry, on this crappy monitor anyway....
Liven things up here a touch...
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
so you're typing that bit of HTML in every post you make? Cos you're not allowed HTML in your sig, are you?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Something like that....
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
You are a very bored and easily amused person, Ritten.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ritten: Butt life is two short for me to overly worry about it at this time.
BEST
TYPO
EVER.
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
Not where I am sitting.
Hey, just having read this crazy thread I suddenly realized I also knew a Care Bear sodomizer. Perhaps Sigi and myself both know the same guy!
What a frightening thought... ;-))
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
A frightening thought is that is more than one...
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
Not necessarily more than one! :-)
Anyway, lucky that I haven't seen this guy in years...
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
So he blindfolds you?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Ouch....
Care Bear sodomizing, not for just anyone....
What is next, Smurfs???
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I'm going to let that link go unclicked. Some things are best not experienced.
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
That's what the Care Bear said.....
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
I agree with both Jason and the CB....
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
::shrug:: The Care Bear seemed to enjoy it. Every time I saw it after "the incident" it was always smiling brightly.
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
@Jason: Blindfolds me? Thank god, no! It's just that he is living in the US and I have only met him in 1997 during a vacation. NOT the Care Bear, but that strange guy! ;-))
Sigi: smiling brightly? Well, he MUST have enjoyed it then, no? :-))
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Likes it without the blind fold then....
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Now you've got me curious, Austin Powers. The Care Bear incident occurred in 1997 here in the States. Your strange guy didn't happen to be a college student in Houston, did he?
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
@Ritten: You just want me to make another comment about your disgusting personality that you can add to your signature, don't you?! ;-))
@Siegfried: Actually he was a college student, but from Columbus, Ohio.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I am worried that there is more than one Care Bear Lover in the United States. Darn plushophiles.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Am I the only one who thinks this has gone on waaaaaaaaaaay too long?
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Well, this is entertaining as Jesus.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Because the very early Catholic Church repressed some volumes of scripture when assembling the Bible, few people are aware of the Book of Psiliemicus. In underground circles, it is known as the "Biblical Book of Laughter and Guffaw."
It puts a more human face on our Savior the Lord Jesus Holy Christ. Rather than portraying him as the always good and righteous forgiver of humanity's sins, it brings life and light to Jesus' prankster and comedic side.
The Book of Psiliemicus tells us many tales of our Christian Messiah. Turning water into wine? Yes, He did that, but he also put that wine into dribble glasses. Wonder what happened after the 6 disciples returned to their seats on the other side of the table at the Last Supper? Jesus put Whoopie Cushions under them. And, Jesus is the real inventor of the rubber chicken.
Comedy and entertaining others: the side of Jesus Christ that we seldom know about.
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
Unless you saw the "Rowan Atkinson - Live" show!
"And the crowd said: Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family-entertainer!"
Or heard about the lost introduction to the bible as mentioned in Red Dwarf's "Better than life":
"All characters in this book are fictitious and any similarity..." ;-))
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
AP: No, only one entry per contestant, thank you for you time.
359: No, you're not.
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
At least we have gotten away from some of the more disgusting aspects hinted at earlier in this thread... ;-)
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Like Jesus?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
I just had an awful thought, one I can not even type..... **shivers**
On the plus side, today is pay day....
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Bastard!
Next week is Payday!
Tease!
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Lol, you get your salary in the middle of the month? Who's your pimp? I'm gonna call him and straighten him out for you. This is gonna be great.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
quote:Originally posted by Austin Powers: At least we have gotten away from some of the more disgusting aspects hinted at earlier in this thread... ;-)
I haven't even gotten to the anatomically correct goat doll that the guy two rooms down from me had yet.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
*cough* um *cough*
7th and 21st....
Well, I turned in my notice, so this 21st is my last payday, for that company, I need to find new employment, or start a business that can generate some income by the 21st....
No worry, jobs are reasonably plenitful, I am reasonably employable, so life is good.
Siggy, I should tell you about the farmers son in Tawas City, MI that was caught screwing a cow....
but I won't
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
Jobs are plentiful? Not in this part of the world. Thank God I've got one, and a good one at that too.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
The fact that I will work almost any type of job helps, the key word being almost....
Worse comes to worse I can get a seasonable retail job, not that I like that much.... Pizza Hut is always looking for drivers, but my knowledge of Springfield is really shaky.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Tell me about it: I work in a job chock full o' idiots and the Manager just made her best freinf a Asst. Manager although she has NO training, skills or personality and is hated by everyone.
I gotta find another job that allows me three days off and pays at least $15 an hour.
Except in advertising: I made a vow to never go back.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
So break it. Money talks. B)
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
It's mean movinf from Fort Lauderdale to nowheres-ville and never doing all the things I love: Art, models, scary women.
A woman I went to college with has been an art director for the past five years: she has an ulcer and does nothing creative.
Mabye I'll just transfer stores and get a roomate.
Or mabye a house.....hmmmm.
Or mabye I'll buy a trailer and just bum around america for a year.
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
I'm the webmaster of our "corporate" intranet. In a bank that is.
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
I'm thinkin' about selling my body for money.... you know.... quick and easy way to funance my stereo addiction.....
Baby needs a new set of speakers
~Liz
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Funance.... financial death???
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
quote:Originally posted by LOA: I'm thinkin' about selling my body for money.... you know.... quick and easy way to funance my stereo addiction.....
LOA, Houston also has several clinics and hospitals to help you with your stereo addiction. Don't worry; we work you through this problem together.
Or, I'll introduce you to my sister's finacee. He's a car audio/video installer.
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
"Or, I'll introduce you to my sister's finacee. He's a car audio/video installer. "
He's a what?!? You're damn RIGHT you're going to introduce me to him! One can NEVER have too many stereo installing friends......!!! *claps hands excitedly* Yay!
And I can't type. So shoot me, Ritten
~LOA
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by LOA: I'm thinkin' about selling my body for money.... you know.... quick and easy way to funance my stereo addiction.....
Baby needs a new set of speakers
~Liz
I'll help you reach those dreams of the prefect system! (it's all coming together...)
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
LOA, stay away from Jason. My Jedi senses are telling me that his thoughts are with the Dark Side.
And, I can introduce you to my sister and her car stereo-installing fianc�e. However, she and he are living in Lubbock right now. It'd be a 500 mile/7 hour long road trip out there.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
I can introduce you to a girl we can pretend is my sister.... I own a stereo.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Yes, all Jasons are evil.
Nahh, and risk the retaliation of dozens of people...
I think not....
Nobody else installs their own car stereos???? We did it everytime someone got a better one, back a while ago....
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
My uncle installed a new radio in my old Cavalier once. After that, driving at night forced me to make a decision: drive with the radio on or drive with the headlights on.
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
I used to do my own installs..... well, me and a friend..... he did the work that involved tools though.... I couldn't hurt myself
But the last install we did in my Protege was bigger than the other ones.... MUCH bigger.... and therefore involved an extra special professional touch. Yay, Car Toys!
~LOA Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Kind of like a good massage....
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
So you like your stereo covered in baby oil? Kinky!
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
I never had the urge to replace the stereo in my 360 Modena. Besides, when you ride along at 200 mph you don't hear much of the radio anyway... Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Where the hell do you drive that you can get up to 200 mph?
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
German autobahns, apparently.
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
quote:Originally posted by Siegfried: Where the hell do you drive that you can get up to 200 mph?
Pretty much anywhere with a long, straight road...
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
In a 360 Modena.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
The problem is, the 360 Modena can't do 200mph It tops out at 183mph.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
He could own a Koenig, you know. Or he could be talking out of his ass. Hard to tell. B)
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
I'll stick with option 2.
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
hehe... he said "ass"..... Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Did someone get all the females of the forum high while I wasn't watching or what?
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
Actually, the Modena can go as high as 200mph, depending on the engine. The Koenig version can go up to 205 mph. But sadly our Autobahn's aren't what they used to be, traffic jams everywhere.
Anyway, I WAS joking of course. Though I have driven one once.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Considering the 360 Modena only comes with one engine, the 3.6L V8, that means no, it can't reach 200mph. In fact, none of the many versions of the 360 Modena reach 200mph.
360 Modena goes to 183mph 360 Spyder goes to 180mph 360 Challenge Stradale goes to 186mph 360 Challenge Cup cars are for a one-make racing series, and not road legal 360 GTs are for FIAGT and endurance racing, ans also not road legal
The 360 is not geared to reach 200mph, nor would its aerodynamics handle 200mph without some accessories.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Cars!!
I want a Modena because they look neat. Also, it would help me pick up ladies who are, say, Hooters Waitressess.
Because those are a fine calibur of human being, there, I will tell you that.
Self-Esteem issues? No...
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
@ The359: As I said, the Koenig 360 does 205 mph, although you may rightly argue that this is not an "official" Ferrari engine.
Although my absolute favorite is this hell-machine! Looks harmless enough, doesn't it? Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Well, considering all Koenig basically did was throw two turbo chargers onto the existing engine, of course it'd make it slightly faster.
Posted by Capped in Mic (Member # 709) on :
that's not all Koenig did.. let's not forget about the scream in TWOK
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
*LOL*
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
I didn't know you could use the scream to power cars...
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
It's powered by Ceti eels.
...as pets,....of course.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
not quite domesticated...
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Yet emancipated!
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Yet they are still paid only half of what men make. They cant overcome their "glass fishtank".
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
One day they will. Evolution is inevitable.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Well, barring extinction or application of sufficient technological advancement.
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
Don't forget, evolution can prevent extinction. :-)
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
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