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After what Liam just said, you think Simon needs to be institutionalized?! *LOL*
------------------ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, and then, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -Matt Groening
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LOL, SFHBS is going on my bookmarks list under "Society Amazes Me" folder.
Anywho, my future wife could not be found on a website. She'd be yay high {lifts hand midway in air} developed in all basic faculties and industries, including speech, walk, and stance. Of course, she be well learned as well. With long brown hair too.
Ah, how I enjoy designing a future wife. You should try it too.
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Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.
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Midway in the air? Like, halfway between the ground and the upper reaches of the ionosphere? Wow... :-)
Unfortunately, my should-be future wife has no interest in me. But, then, that goes a bit of a way to explain what is says under my name, eh? :-)
------------------ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, and then, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -Matt Groening
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Well, then ye gotta make 'er notice ya, man! Public urination is always an attention getter, in my experience.
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You know, after you get over the shock of the first few restraining orders, the rest don't bother you as much.
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There was this girl of my sophomore year who fit everything in that description but the intelligence. After seeing me at Junior resgistration last week, I got the following e-mail:
quote:What r u doing back at Sahuaro? why can't u just go away and stay outta my life. I wish u never would of come back to sahuaro. We don't need/want u there.
Gee, and it was only flowers on St Valentine's ...
------------------ -Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor
Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.
quote: Hmm. I guess I've found one of my 'perfect dates', at least in theory. But for those of you still looking, there are many other options, depending on whether you like your dates captivating, fluent in Assembly, or completely unrealistic.
I'l take "completely unrealistic" for a thousand, Alex!
------------------ "The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey