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Dude, we've had Sporks at school for half a decade now...
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We've had them for perhaps two decades. Most likely longer than that. It ain't new!
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Not mention at Taco Bell's. Mmmm... gorditas
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I've seen sporks since I was in elementary school way back in the early 80s. Those things are old news. In the attempt to make the best of both worlds, the managed to get the worst. The prongs are too short and the holes make it a horrible spoon.
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The one in the picture is titanium... Check the website. It's also supposedly high-tech
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"Woman is deprived of rights from lack of education, and the lack of education results from the absence of rights. We must not forget that the subjection of women is so complete, and dates from such distant ages, that we are often unwilling to recognize the gulf that separates them from us."
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Soon to be followed with the highly collectable Spork of the States. A 50 spork set with an emblem of each American state.
------------------ Daniel: "Senator, we have reason to believe the Goa'uld are about to attack." Kinsey: "Then I think they'll regret taking on the United States military!" Daniel: "Oh, you're right. We'll just upload a virus into the mother ship." This post sponsered in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
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Actually sounds like a parody of Spock to me.
------------------ Teddy Roosevelt: "Speak softly and carry a big stick." Yosemite Sam: "Well, I speak loudly and I carry a bigger stick...and I use it too!"
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