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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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I need to move me to England.

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"...you know, Omega, there's a phrase you might want to look up. It goes something like "paranoid arrogant fuckwit who has more chance of ejaculating to the moon than he has of ever convincing a girl that he's a viable prospect for marriage." -PsyLiam, September 16, 2000 10:23 PM.


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Sol System
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As for me, I only approve of body modification rituals that are condoned by society at large.

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Fructose
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Have you guys heard of these new body modifications where they implant small plastic pieces in their body to add lumps and such where they want. They showed this guy on MSNBC (I think) that had lumps in his head, all sorts of green tattoos, and even had his toungh split down the middle. All to make him look more like a lizzard. There are some weird people out there.

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The Talented Mr. Gurgeh
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That's idiocy. Surgery just to look different. What I wouldn't mind, though, is a genetic code enhancing virus. Theoretically, you could make any cosmetic alterations you wanted, not to mention improved health, poison ducts under nails, built in knuckle-dusters, klingon forehead... ok, maybe that's going a bit far.

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Gaseous Anomaly
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I'd like a two-meter long fully flexible tail with a spikey club of bone at the end, that I could swing and flex and coil at will. And wreak havoc with, naturally.

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TSN
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What, you haven't got one? Loser...

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First of Two
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Well, I've already discussed my thoughts on this subject in another thread. Like bright warning markings on poisonous insects tell smart birds to stay away, Massive body modifications on humans tell smart potential MATES to stay away.

Still...

If I could get the full Wolverine treatment...

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Sol System
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You want to be plotted by Rob Liefeld? And you're calling body piercing sick?

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Yeah, but the WildCATS would occasionally drop in. And maybe Wildstorm, Wildman, Youngblood, Youngstrike, YoungCATS, CATSblood, Wildblood, Wildgopher, Younggopher, StrikeStrike, Wildstrike, YoungYoung, BloodyYoungStrike, StrikeyYoungBloody, BloodCats, WildChicken, StriketrikeStrikeyoung, bloodman, bloddygrifterstrike, and perhaps Deadpool. And Cable.

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"...you know, Omega, there's a phrase you might want to look up. It goes something like "paranoid arrogant fuckwit who has more chance of ejaculating to the moon than he has of ever convincing a girl that he's a viable prospect for marriage." -PsyLiam, September 16, 2000 10:23 PM.


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Xentrick
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"Let's create the ultimate super group! The Fantastic 40!" MST3k

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RW
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We had a similar story over here too. Girl has tongue pierced and loses two litres of blood. That's TWO litres. Didn't die though. Anyone else seen that guy with spikes sticking out of his skull? And only yesterday I saw someone on TV who had his tongue split down the middle to look like a reptile. That was about the grossest thing I've ever seen that was done on purpose. Ack.

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PsyLiam
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Robbie's not that bad. You could be plotted by post-1994 John Byrne. (Don't worry Brucie, nasty old John's gone away, and nice Mr Jenkins will look after you know. He's much nicer. Even if he seems desperate to use all of the characters he writes in Sentry. But that's okay, cause the art's neat. Even if it doesn't tie into other current storylines. And Read's looking a bit thin these days. I hope he's eating okay).

Brrr...Bryne...

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Sorry, First, but from what I've gathered lurking round here these past couple months, isn't your "you'll get my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers" T-Shirt protective coloration enough?
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bX
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And me, thinking it was GOOD idea to get that 7o9 occular thingy over my eyebrow...

D'oh!!!!

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First of Two
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Actually, it says: "You can HAVE my gun... assuming you can make it past the land mines."

To be honest, the only gun I own is a .22 rifle I use to kill carpenter bees. I'm SUCH a threat to public safety. It's my father whos the collector.

Bladed weapons. That's where REAL men go.

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