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Lee
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No worries mate.
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TSN
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A rifle... For bees...

*slowly shakes his head and walks off*

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First of Two
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Dude, I'm not talking about using an M-16 with full-metal-jacketed rounds, here. It's a .22 rimfire. One step up from a friggin' BB gun.

I use .22 birdshot. Have you ever used it? It's not really effective on birds, but it works well on large insects. In fact, that's probably the ONLY thing you could kill with it.

Usually I only ever shoot at the bees I can't reach with a flyswatter. Since they nest in roof eaves, and those are usually higher than my arms' reach...

Swatting them, however, is much better on your cardiovascular system. Like a batter trying to bat a ball that changes speed and direction randomly, and can hover for a moment before changing course.

It's fun. Especially when they get mad.

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The Talented Mr. Gurgeh
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I'd never heard of using shot in a rifle. Sounds like a larf, though, shooting bees with a rifle.

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Lee
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There's very little difference in size, caliber-wise, between a .22 bullet and a 5.56mm M-16 round. How big is a carpenter bee?

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First of Two
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Oh, roughly as big as the average man's index finger from the nail to the first knuckle. Excluding wingspan.

I said shot, not bullet.

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Omega
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Yeah, and if I'm not mistaken, an M16 bullet goes WAY faster than a standard rifle bullet. Speed's a lot more important than caliber, if you're trying to kill someone. Sure, the higher caliber makes you bleed more, but the speed gives more kinetic energy. As kinetic energy is 1/2mv^2, with twice the speed, you get four times the energy. Since the human body is composed mainly of water, and that's not compressible, if you absorb that much kinetic energy, it's gonna set up a nice little shockwave in your body. Bye-bye, higher brain functions.

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The Talented Mr. Gurgeh
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In what form do you get the shot? Are there special shot cartridges for rifles?

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First of Two
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The shot comes in .22 cartridges, made up just like regular bullets, except with a perforating nose.

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Lee
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A shotgun cartidge for rifles eh. interesting. What does it do to the bees?

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Tickles them gamely between their abdomen and thorax, I'd imagine.

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PsyLiam
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It takes them on a little trip.

*dramatic pause*

To another dimension!

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First of Two
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Generally, it kills them, the same way as shot from a shotgun would kill a bird or small mammal, through multiple small shot penetrations. Just on a smaller scale, coz it's birdshot and bees.

Sometimes, though, at close range, it vaporizes them.

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PsyLiam
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Noooo. It doesn't kill them. We can't have children learning that tearing great big holes in living things kills them. It might warp their fragile little minds.

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Lee
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Yeah no reset button for these little bastards.

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