I'm going to steal Baloo's answer format, because it's easier on the scroll bar.1.) Does Charles like pastry, or does he like sheep?
No, no, it's "Does Charles like pastry, or does he like pastry?" *nudge nudge*
2.) Raise your hand if you think Sol should be interrogated next.
I foresee a very boring interrogation.
3.) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Three, of course.
4.) The Cult of Dr. Pepper or the Cult of Curry?
Neither.
5.) Where do babies come from?
The closet.
6.) Which tastes better, Pepsi or Coke?
Pepsi. I wouldn't drink Coke unless you had Ms. Gellar or Hewitt or Campbell deliver it to me. Or all three...
7.) Who can tell the difference, anyways?!
People with functioning taste buds, I'd imagine.
8.) LEMON curry?!
According to Daryus. And he would know.
9.) I already answered this one.
10.) How many of us are crazy? (would you know if you were?)
There is a fine line between genius and madness.
11.) Who was greek mythology's Creon married to?
TV's Frank.
12.) Do I look fat in this?
There's no right answer to this question.
13.) Who is actually going to judge the Cappscoms?
We have already been judged for it. Now we merely await the day of atonement.
14.) Will Baloo ever cease to provide us with entertaining posts sent to him by some relative or other?
I hope not.
15.) Is Sol wierder than Baloo, or is Baloo wierder, or are we all weird and they're the sane ones?
Well, Baloo has the experience edge. But he has to devote time to his family. On the other hand, I probably have more time to devote to sheer lunacy.
16.) How many times will I tell myself to do my laundry before I actually DO it?!
Twelve. Hundred.
17.) Has the Pompatus of Love lost his touch?
I don't know. Has Andy heard about this one? (See, because the question sounds a little like a line from that song...oh, nevermind.)
18.) Is Tachy a pompous ass, or is it just PMS?
Hmm...
19.) Alas, poor Yorick ...........
No, a lad. Ah ha ha ha!
20.) Is Monty really Foxy?
He's so foxy he has to keep an eye out for hunters.
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