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Ritten
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Unless he is different then most people he only has one opinion....

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Dani
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Happy birthday Charles!

(Sorry it's a day late...)


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Charles Capps
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Thanks everyone!

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PsyLiam
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Now, it may seem to you that Charles is avoiding answering the question. The question being, "how old are you". Now, there is a very good reason for this. And for the first time, I can reveal it.

Charles is actually a very advanced animatronic puppet, created by Simon and Frank, to pass the time while they waited for the swelling to go down. Charles has no more "lived" than a table has "lived". No, it's all a big joke by Sol and Frank to screw with our minds. The beard was added when, one day, during a particularly heavy accordian session, Frank's instrument flew out of his hand and smashed poor puppet-Charles in the face. They had to cover the damage some how, and, being the lazy sods they are, they just went into the shower and grabbed some hair from the plug-hole. The hair was applied using love, and Sol's home produced sticky-stuff (TM).

Jubes was obviously added to avoid suspicion. TSN, jealous of all over men everywhere for "getting it on", deceided to make his own female puppet. He did plan to marry her, but one morning, when he awoke, he found that poor puppet-Jubes had gone, and only the smell of curry remained. Shorty after, puppet-Jubes ended up at Sol's house. Simon opened the door to get her, and inadvertantly ran her through. He eventually managed to pick her up by walking backwards, but his enormous trousers got caught on a nail, and he went flying. Puppet-Jubes landed on puppet-Charles, and Simon, recognising the true love in their blank, souless eyes, couldn't bring himself to seperate them.

And that is how watches are made.

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Malnurtured Snay
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Um ... wow.

So Charles is a robot, huh? Explain alot ...

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PsyLiam
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No! Animatronic puppet. Not robot. If I'd have meant robot I'd have said robot. But I didn't. I said "animatronic puppet". Which, you'll notice, is different from saying "robot". They are different words.

No wonder you lot found the ballots so confusing.

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*ROTFLMAO!!!!*

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Ritten
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Yeah, like Liam said, robot...

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TSN
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Yeah, the Female Animatronic Puppet mark I (dubbed "Jubilee") was a bit defective. It started removing its clothing randomly w/ an alarming frequency, even when such action was inappropriate. That's why I had to create the Female Animatronic Puppet mark II (dubbed "LOA"). The only problem w/ that one was a warped theology circuit. The blueprints have gone missing, and I fear Omega has taken them. If this is so, we can expect to soon see an army of Liz clones serving Omega as their irrational lord and master. Be afraid...

I'm currently working on the Female Animatronic Puppet mark III. Work is progressing slowly. So far, all I have are the important bits. Not much for a night out. But a night in... That's another story entirely...

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Ritten
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Do you think he will include the logic circut?

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Omega
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What makes you think that all the messages you see from Liz aren't really all from different clone incarnations?

*evil laughter*

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"WE ARE THE LOA'S.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
AND YOU WILL LIKE IT. A LOT."

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"The purple elephants have conquered my pants! Weasels to the rescue!!!" ~TSN, Oct. 23, 2000


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Ritten
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mmmmmmmmmmm, okay

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Jeff Raven
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I think Liz attracts more than just Chaos... hordes and hordes of prepubescent boys too, no matter what age they are.

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PsyLiam
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And exactly how many 40 year-old prepubescent boys are there?

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