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MsChris: A gentleman always assumes a lady is younger than she is (unless her age is measured in single digits -- then it's polite to guess she's older than she is). Since most of the posters around here are substantially younger than myself, I figured it was safe to assume you were between 14 and 28 years of age. Anything under 18 is simply out of the question, and I'm not comfortable flirting with anyone I am (in theory, anyhow) old enough to have fathered.
However, if you prefer, I could fantasize about you (your mom, however comely, is perhaps a bit more... seasoned than I am accustomed to). While I prefer intelligent, mature women, I don't need a mother figure. I already have one.
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