Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Well they are ready to induce labor. First thing in the morning, I get to go back and join in the joys of natural childbirth. Everybody pray for me.
So it looks like the great Saiyanman will be father to Chibi Benjita (or Benjamin Alexander Hammond II as a real name)
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I'd be willing to bet this is the best Christmas present you've ever gotten, hmm?
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Well, good luck and all, but, well, "the second"? Tsk. Has TV so destroyed the imagination of the US that they can't even think up new names for their children? It's like cloning gone bad. 50 years from now we'll just have a country full of "seconds", "thirds", "twenty-sevenths", and so on. I remember the days when you had to be royalty to get a "the second" after your name. Not today. Anyone can get it in todays fast-food porno world. It's sickening.
Plus, imagine the trouble the poor guy's gonna have every time he fills his name out on a form. When he sits exams, he's going to spend half the time on the "Name" box. And no-way's he's fitting that signiture onto the back of a credit card.
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You're one to talk with your Henry the 8th's and Elizabeth the Second's etc etc. You'd think you'd be more creative when choosing your monarchs...
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I'm pretty sure the monarchs CHOSE the names they would rule as. You don't honestly think the Pope was born with that name, do you? Not to mention the royal family is inbred.
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 6.83 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux *** "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier ... just as long as I'm the dictator." - George "Dubya" Bush, Dec 18, 2000
But the members of the Royal Families of Europe intermarried. It was one big family, really. They were all cousins somewhere along the line, and since they would only marry royalty, that meant marrying within the family.
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 6.83 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux *** "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier ... just as long as I'm the dictator." - George "Dubya" Bush, Dec 18, 2000
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