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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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Yep, after the chaos of my 21st last year, yet another year has passed, and to make it more memorable, it's probably my last birthday as a student. Time to pay homage to studentdom methinks and do what all students know better than all else.......DRINK!

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Those of you, who are reeling in horror at the realization you're in the presence of someone who drinks that horrid evil alcohol stuff, might have missed the point that it's his birthday. Have a good one, Hamayoon! 8)

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"Businesses used to be like Christianity; if you were faithful and obedient, you could obtain bliss in the afterlife of retirement. Now it's more of a reincarnation model. If the worker learns enough in his current job, he can progress to a higher level of employment elsewhere."

- Dogbert

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Malnurtured Snay
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Orion,

I shall have a drink for you tonight to celebrate your birthday. Actually, I'll probably have several drinks tonight.

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001

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Jeff Raven
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I will sing many lewd Irish drinking chanties in your honor.

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor

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The Talented Mr. Gurgeh
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I will study Electromagnetism and Statistical Thermodynamics in your honour tonight. Bring out the blood wine!!!

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PsyLiam
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Crazy.

Besides, Ham isn't 100% correct. There are other things students can do at least as well as drinking. Procrastinating, for example. Or sleeping. Or watching mindless quiz shows, and Cartoon Network.

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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles

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Quatre Winner
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Which is good. But you forgot all the mindless, casual sex.

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner

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First of Two
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Well, it's my fiancee's birthday today, so I can take care of the sex part.

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"My knowledge and experience far exceeds your own, by, oh, about a BILLION times!" -- Q

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Malnurtured Snay
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Mindless casual sex, though?

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001

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Quatre Winner
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Sure! Why not? It's part of every college student's agenda. Or was that something I read in a pamphlet?

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Yes, under the heading "Things Your Parents and Pastor Bob Wouldn't Like You Doing."

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"Businesses used to be like Christianity; if you were faithful and obedient, you could obtain bliss in the afterlife of retirement. Now it's more of a reincarnation model. If the worker learns enough in his current job, he can progress to a higher level of employment elsewhere."

- Dogbert

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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My Agenda is quite similar to Rudyard Simoen's Fascism of the Territory, or Mein Kampf, except without the whole racism thing. And written better. Was he ever long winded.

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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.

Irony ensues.

Free Jeff K

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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I miss the sex.

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

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Mikey T
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Wait, isn't college sex a continuation of high school sex?

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"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning,
If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK

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Quatre Winner
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Only if you're doing your professor.

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner

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