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the unlikely event he gets re-elected (Bushes don't seem to be good at that part).
Pardon, but isn't G.W., like, the only governer in the entire history of Texas to get re-elected?
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Yeah, speaking of which, shouldn't he be serving out his term?
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And, more relevent:
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Coming up next on the Paramount Comedy Channel: Frank Explains It All. 8)
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It won't be half as scary as his follow-up series, Frank the teenage Witch.
I did like how Voggy posted about how everytime someone posts something even slightly humerous that degrades the Republicans, someone self-rightiously leaps to their defence in an oh-so-serious manner, because what did Omega do right after the post? Leap to Bush's defence. He's as predictable as a broken watch.
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"Right After" generally isn't FIVE DAYS. Check your time-date stamp, Bulldog.
_I_, on the other hand, posted a non-defensive, but still funny (funnier, IMHO), 'retaliatory' joke MUCH quicker.
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Whoaaaa...settle down there, Aloysius. He din't mean t'gets ya all riled up like that. Probably didn't realize he wasn't talking about Sol's recently-acquired "penile resupply areas"...
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what did Omega do right after the post? Leap to Bush's defence.
Leap to his defence? All I did was point out a factual error. I do that.
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I believe the comment about re-election was directed at Dubya's father's failure to be elected for a second term as President of the United States, and not at junior's success in gaining re-election in Texas. Although I'm not Texan, so I can't speak for the accuracy of Omega's statement that only Dubya has ever been re-elected.
And, with the election scandal, it's a good bet that Democrats and Liberals are going to turn out en-masse to the voting polls, so George W.'s chances of re-election are very small. Not that it couldn't happen, mind you, but the odds are against him. As it is, the Congress will belong to the Democrats in two years. This would be a good time to discuss this nation's habit of giving the Presidency to one party and the Congress to another, but I do digress.
But, this isn't the Flameboard, so let's either move this to the flameboard, start a new thread, or tell some more jokes.
Here's a joke I like to call "Super Granny!"
An elderly lady did her shopping, and, upon returning to her car, found four men in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags, drew her handgun, and proceeded to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car, you scumbags!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation, but got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags in the back of the car and get into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her keys into the ignition. She tried and tried, to no avail.
And then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces further down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 6.27 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with four eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 **** "The candidate who slimed John McCain in the primaries and smeared Al Gore in the general election is now the president who pledges to elevate the nation's tone and bring civility to our discorse. Kind of like Michael Corleone brought peace to the mob by killing the heads of the other four families." --Paul Begala, Is Our Children Learning?
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