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5 days? Unless someone has set my brain up the bomb, then both voggy and Omega posted on the 20 February.
On the plus side, I've just seen my video of Steve Coogan Live: The Man who Thinks he's it. Very funny.
------------------ "And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!" -Bubbles
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Liam: Voggy's post is what you were referring to?? I thought you said a HUMOROUS post (meaning JeffKarde's original post, which was on the 15th.)
VoggyFirstFirst's post wasn't humorous. At least, not by conventional standards. It was political.
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
VorgonPoet says people have no sense of humor when it comes to their chosen political parties.
Immediatly after Vorgon's post, Omega posts that Dubya is, to his knowledge, the only gov'ner of TX to gain re-election in quite some time.
Bad posts about "all your base are belong to me!" and Sol's enormous member. Omega posts "GROAN!"
PsyLiam observes that after Vorgon's post, Omega makes a post defending Dubya's re-election chances.
People have no idea what is going on, hilarity ensues.
AHHHHHH!!!!!
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 6.27 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with four eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 **** "The candidate who slimed John McCain in the primaries and smeared Al Gore in the general election is now the president who pledges to elevate the nation's tone and bring civility to our discorse. Kind of like Michael Corleone brought peace to the mob by killing the heads of the other four families." --Paul Begala, Is Our Children Learning?
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WARNING: Lawyers may be offended by the following joke. WARNING: I don't care.
So... this lawyer parks his expensive Mercedes, and is opening the door to get out, when a semi speeds past and tears off the door. CRUNCH!
The lawyer jumps out of his car and starts screaming about the damage caused to his poor car, and how expensive it will be to fix.
A cop stops by, blinks for a moment, and says to the lawyer: "You're worried about your CAR? Haven't you even noticed that the crash took off your left ARM???"
The lawyer looks down at the remains of his arm and screams: "MY ROLEX!!!!!!!!!"
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
There's this plane -- a small one, like a Cessna or something. There's a pilot aboard, obviously. There's also a priest, a doctor, a lawyer, and a little boy.
Well, the pilot comes back into the main compartment and tells the passengers, "we've got engine problems! Grap a parachute and JUMP! Oh, yeah, there are only four parachutes." So he grabs a parachute and jumps.
The doctor declares, "I save human lives! I must survive!" he grabs a parachute and jumps.
The lawyer declares, "I'm the smartest man on the face of the Earth! I must survive!" he grabs a parachute and jumps.
"There's only one parachute left little boy," the priest says, handing it to him. "I've lived a long and good life. Now go and live a long good life yourself."
The little boy shakes his head. "It's okay, Father. The 'smartest man on the face of the Earth' just jumped out of here with my backpack."
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 6.27 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with four eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 **** "The candidate who slimed John McCain in the primaries and smeared Al Gore in the general election is now the president who pledges to elevate the nation's tone and bring civility to our discorse. Kind of like Michael Corleone brought peace to the mob by killing the heads of the other four families." --Paul Begala, Is Our Children Learning?
Way I heard it, it was the pilot (who had to report the crash), the Senator (the brilliant leader), the Pope (old man) and a Cub Scout.
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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