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Antagonist
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"86% of all people are Christian. If you took away all other religions, Christianity would be the One True Religion."

Wow, now that is a fair assumption, and a contradiction.

I had hoped that by now the worlds' governments, all differences aside, would have banded together in common good to DESTROY stupid people.

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First of Two
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Well I'm TRYING, but they won't LET me.

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching


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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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They WON'T? That's UNFAIR.

*SIGH*

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!


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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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After THINKING about it, I CONCUR.

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.


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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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Oh BOLLOCKS to this, I'm going to the PUB.

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #7

Watch him - he'll have some fuckers eye out! - King Harold



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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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WHY are we capitalising RANDOM words?

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"Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the crew!"

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Nim
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You started it, we modified it, turnip�to.

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Lee
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I STARTED it? Oh, frabjous DAY! I've always WANTED to be the GENESIS of a craze!

Actually, I already have been. Several times. Really not sure what you mean, though.

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PsyLiam
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"Remember anything from all those psychology classes, Liam?"

There were psychology classes? I thought the information would be injected into us. Possibly by some form of technology.

But, just let me clear this up. Simon, you found the biggest freak in the class, and deceided to become friends with him? Aren't there any lesbian wicca's you can hang around with?

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Orion Syndicate
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....or another friend of some lesbian wicca's at least.

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Where did all those fucking Indians come from? - General Custer

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Curry Monster
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I think what shit-for-brains meant was that 86% of Americans may be christian? They tend to get 'the world' confused with 'the doughnut munchers'.

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Re: Russia in WWII

"Hey, we butchered Poles! Thats OK."
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Is still wonder what school would be like if it were indeed attended by Mahir. Probably much like this title, and so for that, I thank you. And kiss. But enough of that.

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.


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Sol System
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No no, this guy knew me, or claimed to know me.

As the week has gone on, I have learned a bit more, and feel kind of bad for starting this whole thread. I still don't want to be his friend, though. Does that make me evil?

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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" Or don't. You know, whatever.


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Lee
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Yes. But don't worry, you'll get rid of him, then many girls come visit you in your school - you learn alone!

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"Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the crew!"

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PsyLiam
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If you don't want to be his friend, then you should stop hanging around with him as soon as possible. Otherwise guilt will set in, and you'll be stuck with him for ever. And he'll be your best man at your wedding, and his speech will consist of how you have bene bought together, BY GOD, because GOD wills us all in his divine paddling pool. GOD.

Can't you find some people like us? The "sad kids who are self-aware enough to know they are a bit sad, and also know that sadness can go to far." Or, "people who like Star Trek, know about warp engines, but wouldn't be caught dead wearing a comic-store-guy sized Star Trek uniform."

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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park


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