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Sounds delicioboipous! I intended to make bacon und eggs but ran into the couch and fell back in bed. I had a big, fucked up bowl of gulash instead, and now I fall off the chair every time I get a discharge. It's horrible. Aaaah, the prices we pay...
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Er, could you take your hand off of my theigh please?
Thanks.
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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You may force me to kill you, Turnip-breath
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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It was minty-fresh until he ate you, Turnip Donahue.
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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I had sex on a tumble-dryer last night. Just thought I'd mention that. 8)
------------------ "It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.
But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."
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Great. Your life has turned into a Carry On film.
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Actually, there's an uncannily similar scene in "Confessions of a Plumber's Mate." Except the washing machine wasn't leaking. 8)
------------------ "It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.
But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."
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And what's wrong with a bed, hmm? Not "daring" enough for you?
I mean, I can understand parks, showers, most places. But a washing machine?
And anyway, as I said when Charles started posting about him and Jubes, I do not want to hear about large ginger people with beards having sex. Okay?
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Right, since I don't have a beard, I guess I have c�rte blanche. So, let's begin. . . 8)
------------------ "It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.
But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."
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I so love hearin' about it when a friend o' mine gets laid.
Actually, we're fairly discreet in that regard. We don't talk about it. Unlike the High School mentality, which seems to be "I screwed this chick, and this chick, and that chick, and her too!"
Seriously. I don't want to know what you and your girlfriend did with that dildo (or beer bottle, as in some cases I'm aware of), or what you did it on (was it a public washer or dryer? 'Cuz I've walked in on those before. Very embarrassing, ESPECIALLY when they're doing it on the washer that your clothes are in!!!!!). Not that we're not, I'm sure, all happy that you're getting some thrusting exercise, just that there is something known as "too much information!"
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 *** I wouln't say that anyone who has ceased to post every time you rant has "realized that they couldn't win" Omega. It's more like "oh, great he comes Mr. conservative frontal lobotomy boy who only hits one note over and over and over and over..." -Jay, July 15, 2000
[This message has been edited by JeffKardde (edited April 11, 2001).]
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