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Lee
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My brother sent me this. . .

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As some of you may know there is a census coming around on August the 7th. For those who don't know, a census is where the government collates general information about its residents (number of people living in your house, religion, etc). If there are enough people, who put down a religion that isn't mentioned on the census form it becomes a fully recognised and legal religion.

It usually takes about 10,000 people to nominate the same religion.

It is for this reason that it has been suggested that anyone who does not have a dominant religion to put "Jedi" as their religion. Send this on to all your friends and tell them to put down "Jedi" on their census form. And remember ...If you are a member of the Jedi religion then you are by default a 'Jedi Knight.'

So if this has been your dream since you were 4 years old.... Do it because you love Star Wars, If not... then just do it to annoy people.

May the Force be with you.

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Some thoughts: I'm up for it. The email he sent me claimed this actually worked in New Zealand. But then the emails he sends me claim many things. I don't know when the UK Census will be, just that there is one this year. I don't know if what it says about religions becoming legit is true, just that one thing is certain: if enough people put down "Jedi" it's bound to cause a stir. And you all know how I like to annoy people! 8)

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- James Lileks, 09/04/2001


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Nim
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Sounds good, but you shouldn't be a Knight from the start, that's not right. Maybe a "believer", we have neither the powers nor the swords...

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Shik
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Ha...in last year's round of "Who's Got A Green Card?" here in Das Amerika, my freidn Del was accosted by a fellow uni student doing census work. When asked for her race, she grabbed the form, said "Here, it'll be easier if I do it," & filled in "Fae."

So according to FedGov, she's officially listed as Fae. :::shakes head & smiles::: No wonder I adore her so.


ADDENDUM: The exact phrasing as below--

I got stalked by the census people today.


Census Person: "Ok, race? Latino, hispanic, caucasian..."


Me: "I'm other."


CP: "Other what?"


Me: "Here, I'll fill it in." F-A-E


CP: "Is that a real race?"


Me: "Yeah, it is."


CP: "Ok, then."

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Cartman
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Unfortunately, all Jedi Knights would likely find themselves sued for copyright infringement by a certain G. Lucas

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PsyLiam
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I don't think you can sue a religion. Could Buddha sue Buddhists? Could Muslei sue Musleims? Could Jeff Christian sue the pope?

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Malnurtured Snay
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Well, yes. Of course.

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Cartman
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This is the same G. Lucas who once went as far as to sue the U.S. government for using the term Star Wars in its SDI project... he lost, though.

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Kosh
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Damn, and I have to wait 10 more years to do it here. It might surprise the government, since I haven't filled out forms for the last two censuses.

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Kosh
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I think I'll cut and paste the e-mail to two other boards, so more UK folks see it!!

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TSN
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What's a "Fae"?

And I heard about the New Zealand thing before it happened. I seem to recall hearing afterward that it actually worked, but I don't know if that's true or not.

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Teelie
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That would be Faerie/Fairly I believe.

And as I recall it, you have to prove it's a practicing religion as well, meaning we'll have lots of robed psychoes going around the world "using the Force" and using modified weilding torches in attempts to prove they are an actual religion... the US has it's own version of this Jedi religion.

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Ha Ha! That Girl said she was a fairy/faeraeaeae? Ha Ha! That's not real! What a Riot!

*wipes away tear*

Sniff...I can see why you love her so much, Shikiriffic.


Riot! That's what that is!

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PsyLiam
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She in encroaching on your Master Of The Pun terratory there UM. Perhaps she is the Mistress of the Play On Words!

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First of Two
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Oh, the Fae are real all right...
It's their public image and perception that's totaly wrong. People think of Faeries and imagine little pixies with flitting wings, or leprechauns, or some such rot.

Kind of like the same treatment that Angels are getting nowadays. Man, in the Old Times, Angels were God's little engines of destruction; raining down fire and brimstone, wiping out a nation's firstborn, THOSE were Angels, not these wimps running around today.

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Nim
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In a full white gown, blonde perm and a halo?

I say Metatron!

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