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I have a few friends who can see fairies. They (the fairies) don't like that term, though. They prefer "the Sidhe" (sounds like "she").
------------------ "There comes a time when the mind takes on a higher plane of knowledge but can never prove how it got there. All great discoveries have involved such a leap." --Albert Einstein, on intuition.
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Good. It's nice to know that Omega isn't the only person who can see things that aren't there.
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Da ni dhuilich an tagadh... baen, agus claideath.
Stay on the path.
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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He's dumbfounded and speechless, I suppose. One would assume he saw fairies. I can too. Although, it's a bugger to catch them to shove in bottles.
LSD should be tainted so that it kills more people. There'd be less shit websites around. And 'fairies'. And less shitty websites about fairies. But they're real of course, so only the web will get better.
Pass your salad. Double the tree moss please.
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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Shik
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(On a lark...)
UM...if I told you that I had wings, what woulld you say about that?
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I'd say that you should give me some of the money you'd make ferrying fat old rich businessmen around who are too fat to walk because they're fat and have offended their cheauffers and have no more limosines.
Pay up, or eat a bag of hell.
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
Shik
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Heh...wrong kind of wings, Bubba.
------------------ "For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid
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Diane: Your friends think they can see Gaelic pixies? Have they considered checking themselves into a mental hospital...?
UM: Listing oneself as a fairy on an offical government census isn't funny? And repeated references to the man train are? All our humor are belong to you, I take it?
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TSN: No, but one of them did survive leukemia.
------------------ "There comes a time when the mind takes on a higher plane of knowledge but can never prove how it got there. All great discoveries have involved such a leap." --Albert Einstein, on intuition.
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TSN: Not at all. I was quite being serious, in fact. On Valentine's day, we filled out matchmaker forms. I listed my occupation as 'Donut'. Snickers ensued from me. It's good fun.
Shik: Chicken Wings, then? Those silly little appendages of hair protruding from under Hockey players hats, and to my shame I once sported? Was that a Bubba? Oy.
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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What's that supposed to mean, First? I've no idea what "baen" means - like bean = 'woman'?
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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I also know a couple of people who have survived leukemia, and neither of them have since seen fairies. So that can't be it...
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
"Two things are very difficult to choose: a wife, and a sword."
Of course, it's been seven years since I saw it written down, so I may have muddled it slightly.
I memorized the toast for the marriage of two friends of mine.
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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