Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Taken from a local paper which carried the Reuters Story.....
DJ's Fired after fake Britney Death Scare
A Dallas, TX radio station has fired two disc jockeys after sparking panic among Britney Spears fans with a fake report that she was killed in a car crash with boyfriend Justin Timberlake, the radio station said yesterday. Police and fire officials in Los Angeles were deluged with phone calls after the two claimed a source told them Spears was dead and Timberlake, a member of the teen heart-throb band 'N-Sync, was in a coma after the crash in Los Angeles.
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I don't really have a trouble with fake comedy reporting, but this report failed the test. It wasn't funny. If it had said that Britney Spears had been eaten by some kind of giant land cow, or speared by Simon's "spear", then it would have worked.
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I don't think that's the part he was referring to...
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Let's face it. People like Britney Spears and The Backstreet Boys are exactly the type of thing we need LESS of in the world.
A few months ago my local news at 6:00 team did a little thing on Britney Spears and how it affects the local children. The interviews they aired were.........troubling to say the least. They had an 8 or 9 year girl talking about how sexy Britney is and she also had a closet filled with Britney Spears style clothing. I would give you more, but in all honesty that ws what I remembered the most. That one interview was literally burned into my brain.
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Yes. Kids pick up the word "sexy" from Britney Spears. She must burn.
Come on. Dexter's Lab has used the word "sexy". And that show is obviously brilliant.
Besides, Britney preaches remaining a virgin until you get married, which Americans seem to consider a plus.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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"Let's face it. People like Britney Spears and The Backstreet Boys are exactly the type of thing we need LESS of in the world."
Yes. They are worse than Hitler.
(I should point out that "Hit me Baby" is a brilliant tune. I quite like "Lucky" as well. And I am cool.)
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Oh nevermind. Psylaim. You know damn well that that wasn't what I meant. I don't give a shit about the word "sexy" What I was talking about.......Oh to hell with this. You would just blow me off anyways.
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You have done well grashopper. In time you learn certain things, some faster than others. So far I've learned that it is futile to argue anything with Omega, or expect an iota of understanding and decency from Liam, try as you may, stupid puns and sarcasm is all you're gonna get. Do what I do, ignore him, he isn't gonna get any nicer just cuz you tell him to
-------------------- Me- Hi Jen! What's up! Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways? Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me? Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!! Me- Fine! Be that way! Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....
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And I support anything that takes down pop-music, cuz it is the shit that disgraces this world and makes it crap.
-------------------- Me- Hi Jen! What's up! Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways? Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me? Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!! Me- Fine! Be that way! Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....
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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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...says the guy with Tupac Shakur as a sigline.
"YEEEEuhhh...ah wanna make a SHOUTout t'allz mah niggaz bak in da Balkan HOOD, yo'! Nort' SYDE fo'EVAH, G!!" :::makes gang sign:::
Ha. I slay me.
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Anyone who thinks that Liam is a ticking clock of sarcasm does not know him, or is a very silly person themself.
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Well, he's a ticking clock of something, anyway. I'm assuming he did get that my earlier post was a joke (but even if he didn't, he'll still say he knew it was anyway).
Actually I wasn't really commenting on anyone's post in particular. I was anticipating that the conversation would turn towards either:
1/ Pop music is a disgrace upon our very souls 2/ Pop music makes kids act older than they are, and leads to undersage pregnency, and possibly poker playing.
And to demonstrate that I can be nice, I shall leave the words "You would just blow me off anyways" alone, as a gift.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
-------------------- Me- Hi Jen! What's up! Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways? Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me? Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!! Me- Fine! Be that way! Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....
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