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I wouldn't mind seeing Britney strip, she's kinda hot. Evil, because of her involvement with pop-music, but hot nonetheless.
-------------------- Me- Hi Jen! What's up! Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways? Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me? Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!! Me- Fine! Be that way! Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....
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We should host a show with either Britney, Sarrah Galler, or Christina Agulara (spelling?) striping down.
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MIB: By the time any alien race with advanced enough capabilities picks up Jerry Springer, you'll have long since died.
I hope that makes you feel better.
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Not really if the alien race is within 50 or 60 light years from here. Hell. Jerry Springer, so far, was on for what? 10 years? That means anything within 10 light-years from here with the capability to recieve earth transmissions are getting shows about imbred trailer trash.
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So that includes Alpha Centauri, Wolf 359, and, er, a couple of others.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Alpha Centauri, Barnard's Star, Wolf 359, Lalande 21185, UV Ceti, Sirius, and Ross 154, in order of closeness. I think.
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And are any of those likely to be home to Jerry Springer-hating aliens?
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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-------------------- Me- Hi Jen! What's up! Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways? Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me? Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!! Me- Fine! Be that way! Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....
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Sense we don't have the balls to do it ourselves, the aliens will wipe out the trailer trash for us! I know. That wasn't cool........
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If I had one that is.
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