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I think you and the deer killing machine may have been down there. Read....
quote:Dead Deer Found in McDonald's Restroom a Mystery for Police Associated Press EL DORADO, Ark.
McDonald's employees found a dead deer under a sink in the men’s bathroom, and police were trying to figure out how it got there.
"I am taking this matter very seriously," owner Larry Smith said Tuesday. "The safety of my restaurant, employees and customers are among my highest priorities and will never be compromised."
Manager Jeff Moss told police he couldn't figure out how someone could get the deer inside the restaurant without someone noticing. He also said surveillance video cameras, which are aimed at the cash registers, didn't record the incident.
The police report did not state the deer's size or how it was killed and moved into the McDonald's. Employees reported finding the doe Sunday morning.
"Whoever brought it in probably did it while the workers were there," said police Capt. Carl Blake. "There were no signs of forced entry."
The Arkansas Game and Fish Commission is also investigating.
"A dead deer on the side of the road isn't an unusual sight, especially at this time of year," said commission spokesman Len Pitcock. "We think somebody could have hit the deer and then somebody decided to play a prank."
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Well, now I know how the burgers are made... time for me to start having lunch at the Sushi place.
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Well, this begs the question: how did Jeff manage to hit the deer with his Jeep if the deer was washing his antlers in the bathroom?
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I notice they're far more concerned with theft among their own employees than anyone doing anything illegal like dumping deer or spreading anthrax or whatever on their premises.
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Just another mysterious Arkansas-related death...
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I'll assume that that is not criticism of a certain political figure you said you wouldn't criticize, because you're never made a policy decision other then what color tie to wear?
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Not at all. Hundreds of people and animals die every year under odd circumstances. Statistics dictate it is inevitable that several of them will have something to do, even obliquely, with any given state.
It's also an unusual McDonalds-related death, and bathroom-related death, among other things.
quote: They never said how the deer died, could it have eaten the food and then crawlled under the sink to die.
I've felt like doing that very thing at McDonalds before, and I stopped going in for food. I do like their coffee.
Here in WV, it is illeagal to shot a deer from your car. The State Police put out fake deer, setting them up next to a interstate highway, then wait till someone shoots at it. They arrest 100 or so people every year with this ploy. It's not unusual to see deer along the highway here. A buddy of mine hit one in the capitol city a couple of years ago. But the local news highlights the fake deer every year, and people are still stupid enough to shoot out of there windows, along a major highway.
My boy Monty was driving home one night, after a couple of beers and listening to live music. The deer had come off of the mountain and made its way down to the river. It had to climb up the river bank about 60 yards to get to the road, then made the fatal error of jumping over the burm on the side of the road. Monty's timing was perfect. The deer landed against the side of Monty's car, denting the left side fender and door. Did the deer want to die, or was it extracing revenge for the previous kills Monty had made with his cars. I believe he has hit another since moving back to South Carolinia, bring his total to either four or five.
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That was a joke, I've only killed one deer ... actually, I didn't even kill it. I hit it, broke its legs, and the police put it out of its misery with a bullet.
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