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Curry Monster
Somewhere in Australia
Member # 12

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Crikey CC last time I checked (as you may know it's one of my jobs to deflate CC's ego as much as possible) your head was over 10m squared in size.

If it gets any bigger....well we'll have to start calling you jabba.

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I drink therefore I am.

-Descartes

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StationMaster
Member
Member # 63

posted

*StationMaster look rather surprised.......*

*Considers world for a moment.*

*Decides to keep mouth shut and run like hell, not look back.*

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---- AAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!----

I feel better now.

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Montgomery
Reigning Supreme
Member # 23

posted

*is patiently waiting outside, as requested*

*checks watch*

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"I'm sorry I'm late....
I've been irrigating the desert...
Which isn't easy on your own."
- M&W

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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So this is what happens when I decide to go out and have a social life instead of keeping an eye on you lot. You're all grounded! B(

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
Member # 99

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*whine* But Daaaaadddddd ... It's all HIS fault! *points to Liam* He MADE me do it!! *innocent look*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

posted

Enough of your cheek, young lady! *points* GO TO YOUR ROOM!!! B

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
Member # 29

posted

If Jubilee is to receive a spanking, I got dibs on being the first to spank her!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker

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MaGiC
tutis per veneficus
Member # 59

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Sorry Siegfried thats MY job!!

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I'm the Worlds First Fully Functional Homicidal Artist.....

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MaGiC
tutis per veneficus
Member # 59

posted

....but Charles and his hot bod can watch.....

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I'm the Worlds First Fully Functional Homicidal Artist.....

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MaGiC
tutis per veneficus
Member # 59

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....he can even bring his charm and chasisma with him if he likes....
*whispers to Siegfried* Are they new sex toys or something????

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I'm the Worlds First Fully Functional Homicidal Artist.....

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
Member # 29

posted

Of course. Once more I am spurned by women. I give up.

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
Member # 99

posted

*looks around at all the people arguing over spanking her*
TAKE A NUMBER! *L*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
Member # 40

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*takes a number, looks* 1,325. Damn...

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"We choose to do this and more. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard."
-- John F. Kennedy

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Okay Monty, in ya go...

*checks number* Woohoo, no 2! That means they have one go to iron out the creases!

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Hey, you seem to have all forgotten something... The interrogation thread didn't actually end! I resumed it under the guise of "Not the Interrogation of Charles Capps". It's still a continuation of the same thread, just w/ a name that he can't complain about... :-)

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"About as useful as a narcoleptic rickshaw driver."
-James Lileks

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