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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
Member # 99

posted

*frowns* you guys are no fun. *L*
*clothes her butt and runs out of the thread before anyone can spank her*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

posted

*walks back in with a huge paddle labeled "Board of Education"*

Aw, nuts...

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

posted

She's gonna blow?! *grabs the paddle from Jeff, KO's Warpy with it, thus reclaiming his inherent Firstness* � )

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"I am greater than the stars for I know that they are up there and they do not know that I am down here." - William Temple

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First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

posted

You are First. But I am also First. How shall we solve this predicament?
Ah, I know!

*wallops The First One with a Giant Walloping Mallet(TM), duct-tapes him upside-down to the "Starships" forum, and assumes his place as First in Line.

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*I only SEEM Normal*

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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You are First of Two. But I am First of Everything. In fractions, that would make me the lowest common denominator. But we are talking prominence, and it is harder to be in front of everyone than just the pair of which you purport to be the vanguard.

You are Binary, stuck in a permanent state of AND/OR (probably - I fell asleep in this bit of my Electrical Engineering class), while I am Quantum, encompassing many eigenstates at once. 8)

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First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

posted

*pets Schroedinger's Cat*
*looks confused*

Oh. Okay, You be First, then. I'll be Next.

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*I only SEEM Normal*

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

posted

Good. Just to show there's no hard feeling, come have a drink with me and Wegener's friend. . . 8)

(Wegener suggested that if a friend was to look in the box to see how Schrodinger's cat was doing, he would become part of the system, knowing simultaneously that the cat was alive and dead!)

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

posted

Well, since Jubes is gone, I feel I gotta use that paddle for something.

*grabs it back and whacks the two Firsts to the end of the line*

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

posted

Jeez, I go out for the night, don't log on, and find I missed a bare butt?

Just my luck.

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
Member # 99

posted

*runs back in just quick enough to wink to Liam*
You can see it anytime you want ... just ask. *L*

*runs back out*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
Member # 40

posted

What about others of us? Hmmm?

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"We choose to do this and more. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard."
-- John F. Kennedy

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
Member # 99

posted

*runs back in and looks at Warped* I don't know what you're complaining about, you got to grab it!
*runs back out*

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Ring this little golden bell
And see what changes with it's knell
Or Wonder, till it drives you mad...
What would have happened if you HAD.

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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
Member # 40

posted

*looks as Jubes runs out of the thread* Ahhh...

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"We choose to do this and more. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard."
-- John F. Kennedy

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