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Well, I have three pictures of you that aren't in there. One of them I actually promised not to display, but you sent me the other two and only warned me afterward that if I showed anyone, I would die. So, strictly speaking, I'm not under any moral obligation not to show off those two. :-)
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Given my own (thanks for reminding me, Cartman) and other's reactions, it could be argued that she has several good reasons not to post...
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quote: Someday I'll maybe get my film from this last year developed think about posting a piture.... but that's going to probably not be for a little while still.... :-P
Sometimes I love being teased.
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A tease is only fun if there's a chance that the reason for the tease may come true. We know that LOA would never post pictures of herself on the board. Need I remind everyone of the everpresent threat of castration on anyone who so dare to post her pictures?
The only way that anyone can post her pictures and be safe is to hide in an undisclosed location with Elvis, Bigfoot, and Dick Cheney.
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Actually Elvis is living in a bus on the moon with Lord Lucan. So there.
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Actually, they're all in Delaware. It is the perfect hiding place because, afterall, Delaware doesn't really exist.
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"The only way that anyone can post her pictures and be safe is to hide in an undisclosed location with Elvis, Bigfoot, and Dick Cheney."
Or you could get someone who has alread ybeen castrated...
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Well, were he to remain true to the principles of OmegaLust(TM), we have the next best thing here.
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Just so everyone knows, refusing to release information about Liz' pictures is a really good way to get Omega riled up.
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