quote:Originally posted by Matrix: I dress in a leather jacket (I got 4) baggy pants with A&F clothes.
Er, congratulations. You are the leather jacket king. Yes you are.
And wearing baggy pants doesn't mean you are cool. It means you don't buy clothes that fit.
quote:I have a girlfriend and was with sports. I even stopped coming here for a while to play more sports and beg my girlfirend to get some.
Congratulations. How was it being with sports? And did your girlfriend get some?
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I'm just afraid to leave my dorm room. I'm either going to be attacked by the minions of my allergies or attacked by the hundreds of student-run Bible study groups here. I can't tell which group is worse, but those Bible group people are persistent. They didn't even flinch when I told them I was the eater of young children's souls.
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We wait ages for a new picture of Simon "I get my hair cut in an off-licence" Sizer, and that's our reward for being patient?
Jeez...
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Between Jeff's odd habit of dropping images of police cruisers at will and Simon's virtual ejaculation, I feel decidedly outclassed in the weirdness derby.
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I know Simon once showed a very close-up picture of his own eye, taken w/ his webcam. But now I can't find it. So I guess you'll have to wait longer for a picture of "him".
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Was that his eye, or, mmm, his..... Rethinking this, I don't want to know.....
Why, Jeff, do they plan on auctioning them off that soon????
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And speaking of police cruisers, this is probably one of the oddest American ones I've seen. I mean, I know you Europeans have some just bizzare cars yourselves ... over here, we mostly have Ford Crown Victorias, with assorted Jeep Cherokees, Ford Broncos, etc. as back-up vehicles.
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mmmm, could this lead somewhere??? police cruiser, leather jacket, police tracker, stuffed cat.........
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The cat's breath smells like cat food
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