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First of Two
Better than you
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What the hell. I've nothing that needs hidden, might as well tell the truth...

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"The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword

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The359
The bitch is back
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See, most of these, I don't know who they belong to, because it just tells me your real life name.

[Big Grin]

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans

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Malnurtured Snay
Blogger
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Thanks for all those god-damn pop-up windows that WILL NOT ALLOW ME TO CLOSE THEM. Hope you never need a deer dead.

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The359
The bitch is back
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I have my own SUV, I'll kill them myself...

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans

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Dat
Huh?
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Well, I did warn you about them. [Roll Eyes]

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Is it Friday yet?

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akb1979
Just loves those smilies!
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quote:
Originally posted by Siegfried:
So what'd you do about his left ear?

Oh ha ha! [Razz]
It was a her actually. She apologised straight away and deleted the file.
[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
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Holy Shit.
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Malnurtured Snay
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Deborah was a Catholic girl,
she held out to the bitter end.
Carla was a different type,
she's the one who put it in.
Mary was a black girl,
and I was afraid of a girl like that.
Susan painted pictures sitting down
like the Buddhists sat.

Reno was an aimless girl,
a geographic memory.
Cathy was a Jesus-freak,
she liked that kind of misery.
Vicky had this special way
of turning sex into a song.
Camella couldn't sing,
kept the beat and kept it strong.

Xylla was an archetype,
the voodoo queen the queen of rap.
Joan thought men were second best
to masturbating in the bath.
Sherri was a feminist,
she really had that gift of gab.
Kathleen's point of view was this:
take whatever you can grab.

Seattle was another girl
who left her mark upon the map.
Karen liked to tie me up,
and left me hanging by a strap.
Jeannie had this nightclub walk
that made grown men feel underage.
Mary Ellen who had a son
said "I must go," but finally stayed.

Gloria the last taboo
was shattered by her tongue one night.
Mimi brought the taboo back
and held it up before the light.
Marilyn who knew no shame,
was never ever satisfied.
Julie came and went so fast,
she didn't even say good-bye.

Well Rhonda had a house in Venice,
lived on brown rice and cocaine.
Patty had a house in Houston,
shot cough syrup in her veins.
Linda thought her life was empty,
filled it up with alcohol.
Katherine was much too pretty,
she didn't do that shit at all.

Uh-uh. Not Katherine.

Pauline thought that love was simple,
turn it on and turn it off.
Jean-Marie was complicated,
like some French film-maker's plot.
Gina was the perfect lady,
always kept her stockings straight.
Jackie was a rich punk-rocker,
silver spoon and a paper plate.

Sarah was a modern dancer,
lean pristine transparency.
Janet wrote bad poetry
in a crazy kind of urgency.
Tanya Turkish liked to fuck
while wearing leather biker boots.
Brenda's strange obsession
was for certain vegetables and fruits.

Roeena was an artist's daughter,
the deeper image shook her up.
Dee-dee's mother left her father,
took his money and his truck.
Debbie-Rae had no such problems,
perfect Norman Rockwell home.
Nina sixteen had a baby,
left her parents lived alone.

Bobbie joined a new-wave band,
and changed her name to Bobbie-sox.
Eloise who played guitar,
sang songs about whales and cops.
Terri didn't give a shit,
just a nihilist.
Ronnie was much more my style,
she wrote songs just like this.

Jezebel went forty days
drinking nothing but Perrier.
Dinah drove her Chevrolet
into the San Francisco bay.
Judy came from Ohio,
she's a Scientologist.
Pomerante here's a kiss,
I chose you to end this list.

88 Lines About 44 Women


[ April 13, 2002, 14:54: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snayer ]

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Well, that was certainly necessary.
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Malnurtured Snay
Blogger
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I thought so.

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akb1979
Just loves those smilies!
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Huh? [Confused] [Eek!]

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Wraith
Zen Riot Activist
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Very nice Snay. Did you write it yourself?

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"I am an almost extinct breed, an old-fashioned gentleman, which means I can be a cast-iron son-of-a-bitch when it suits me." --Jubal Harshaw

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
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Some of the lines I have heard in a song..... but that is all I remember about it....

I need to install a really HDD in my noggin....

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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MaGiC
tutis per veneficus
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Funny how I can find myself and many of my friends in there....

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The Red Admiral
Admiral on Deck....
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you b*****d The 359, I fell for that horribly. Maybe I should have read the replies to your thread first. I used to be safely anonymous, but perhaps no more, lol. But anyway, there's no earth shattering secrets given away, but still, I feel gullible and stupid falling for this!

cool trick

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