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Cargile
Nobody Special
Member # 45

posted

I saw a connection between Tatooine and Jedi Knights, and ancient Israel and a certain Savior.

The VISA card? It just sounds ridiculous.

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"Minsk."

Cmdr Worf

[This message was edited by Cargile on June 11, 1999.]

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

posted

Y'know, this certainly would explain quite a bit... :-)

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"I ran into Charlie Fogg.
He blacked my eye, and he kicked my dog.
My dog turned to me, and he said,
'Let's head back to Tennessee, Jed.'"
-The Grateful Dead, "Tennessee Jed"

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RW
Senior Member
Member # 27

posted

OK. This is funny, but I'm afraid a lot of christians will be offended. Why? I dunno. I love it though. May the holy spirit be with you?

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Montgomery
Reigning Supreme
Member # 23

posted

*Spanish Inquisition runs into room*

Blasphemy! Blasphemy!

Buuuuuuurrrrrrrnnnnn Them!

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"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

- Monty Python & The Holy Grail

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

posted

Jesus being a Jedi Knight would explain some things, but the fact that he "won't take American Express" will piss some people off.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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Aethelwer
Frank G
Member # 36

posted

Do not underestimate the power of American Express.

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
"Let's get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!" - TMBG

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Jaresh Inyo
Ex-Member

posted

I'm Christian, and I find that very funny. Not all Christians are humourless. Some are, but not all.

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Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift.
Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift.
Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...

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bryce
Anointed Class of 2003
Member # 42

posted

If its a joke I'm ok, if this is being plastered everywhere I'm offended!

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"Everything I needed to learn in life I learned from Optimus Prime."

Rule #1 : Always try to help a friend redeem himself from a past mistake.

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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern.
It is noted and stupid.
Member # 9

posted

I don't get it. *shakes head and walks away*

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"Okay, so I'm not "SANE" so to speak, but uh... I'm the lovable kind of psycho"
http://solareclipse.net/

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First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

posted

WARNING: The following post is extremely offensive and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone.
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If you want to test church people's offensensitivity, try this:

(First, remember the following MST3K quote about Gamera:
*sung*: "Gamera is fun to eat, he's made out of turtle meat!")

Now.. think about the application that has to the ritual of communion... and sing...

"Jesus Christ is good to eat, he's made out of holy meat!"

If THAT doesn't offend the people around you, nothing will.

If you find a church where no one is offended by that, let me know. I may join.

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"... Then you'll see me do some MAJOR dancing on your face!" -- Cosby

[This message was edited by First of Two on June 10, 1999.]

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Jedi Weyoun
Active Member
Member # 110

posted

mmmmmmmm...*mental note to skip this thread from now on* :/

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Clones are People Two

"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"
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bryce
Anointed Class of 2003
Member # 42

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I'm not offended by that at all, but that doesn't mean the rest of my congregation wouldn't be.

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"Everything I needed to learn in life I learned from Optimus Prime."

Rule #1 : Always try to help a friend redeem himself from a past mistake.

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Cargile
Nobody Special
Member # 45

posted

I like Jesus. Had Harley-Davidson motorcycles been around back then, He'd have rode one.

"Verly I say unto you, Live to Ride. Ride to Live."

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"Minsk."

Cmdr Worf

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

posted

*LOL@First of Two*

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"I ran into Charlie Fogg.
He blacked my eye, and he kicked my dog.
My dog turned to me, and he said,
'Let's head back to Tennessee, Jed.'"
-The Grateful Dead, "Tennessee Jed"

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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
Member # 53

posted

Uh...I don't see what saving souls have to do with credit cards.

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"Oh Lucifer!
Oh! Laisse-moi rien qu'une fois
Glisser mes doigts dans les cheveux d'Esmeralda"
--"Belle", Notre Dame de Paris

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