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Cargile
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I don't see why people can't read the entire thing.

The VISA card? It just sounds ridiculous.

Nothing philosophical.
Nothing metaphysic.
And it had nothing to do with collection plates.

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RW
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Holy Jedi knight Batman!


BTW how many satanists do you think have Christian as their first name? :]


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I would imagine more than Christians named Satan.

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RW
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I wonder, there are many christians who are called christian, but do you know of muslims/moslems/whichever you prefer who're called muslims/moslems/whichever you prefer? Or buddhists who're called Buddhist? :]

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TSN
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*watches as some Apu-looking guy walks by wearing a "Hello, my name is Hindu" sticker*

Oh, goodness...

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I actually knew a Buddhist named Buddah. Oh btw... I think Jesus coulda taken a Jedi Knight anyday. ;-) j/k Jedi=Jesus... kind of an interesting concept...
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*LMAO*

I'm a Christian, and I find this thread hilarious!

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Xentrick
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And there are a few Moslems whose full name contains the word "Islam." [I know: I work with some guys from the Middle-East.]
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Baloo
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In this part of the country, there are a lot of hispanic people. Jesus (pronounced hay-SOOS) is a common name. It can be a real gas when you see a story about a local little league game with a headline that reads: "Jesus hits home run".

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RW
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I looked up the character name Jesus Christ at the IMDB once, it turned out there were several hispanic Jesuses who played him. Actually, it's not really that funny if you remember his name is often Jesucristo in Spanish, not Jes�s, though I guess it occurs from time to time.

Mucha suerte hombres y mujeres!

[This message was edited by RW on June 21, 1999.]


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TSN
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Hm... A Buddhist named Buddha... Isn't Buddha a title? That would be like a person named "God", or something... *points out that if anyone wants to name their kid after Buddha, his real name was Siddhartha Gautama (sp?)* Imagine growing up and learning to write your name like that... *L*

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First of Two
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*Names his kid "Son of the Supreme Ruler of All the Universes" just so there'll be no mistakes*

Such lengths some people will go to to make sure their kid has a "unique" name..

Of course, I collect wierd names, but it's getting to be a surplus commodity..

(actual children registered with cards at the library
Tequila
De Ja El
Jonteal
Rostina
Queen
Shanique
Rofael (Ru'afo?)
Van
Chevy
(these two are named for places of conception, I'd wager)
Maurena
Loquanda
Tymel

*Sigh*

Of course, in my day, I rode the bus to school with Thurman Bowser, Lon Schmuck, and five kids all with the last name "Fartini" as well as a kid named Glen Dwyer (nothing odd about that, but his sister was Barbara -- Barb Dwyer).

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RW
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I read a newspaper article about names once, names are rarely officially rejected unless it is for the child's own good (over here, at least). The given example was of parents who wanted to name their daughter Urine.

I mean, how dumb..?


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First of Two
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*adds "ShzonPierre" to the f-ed up names list.

That one just registered today. Whatever happened to "John" "Robert" "Tom" "Jack," et al?

How the hell do you even PRONOUNCE "Shzon"???

I'm just waiting to hear "I spell my name Z-a-r-f-q-u-o-n-z-i. It's pronounced 'Bob.'"

Wasn't there a Swede or Danish couple that tried to name their kid something along the lines of "Bfrxzm1111111116?"

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