Topic: ENTERPRISE isnt trying to get with me, but here's who is...
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ah, the inevitable sodomy joke.
I was locked in a holding cell at the North Providence station at about 2 AM.. i was completely alone in the cell block, the only prisoner that night.. it was so quiet that the noise was too loud to sleep.. i was there until about 8 when i had breakfast, made some calls and was driven to the courthouse in Providence (all the towns in Rhode Island have the same court building except for the South Counties).. i was arraigned after being placed in a holding cell downstairs, where the prisoners trickled in and were shackled in groups of two until we are walked up to court.
You haven't lived until you've tried to maintain a civilized yet nonchalant demeanor as you realize you are chained to a person who is urinating.
I was lucky, since i was the only NP case they got to me fairly early, they were serving 'fast food' justice, taking about two minutes per prisoner. I was released on personal recognizance of $5,000 should i cock up before my court date, when i answer for the posession of the substances in my car when they searched it. The matter of the fact that i was with a minor who was in the care of the state wasnt an issue, the NP cops drove her home rather than add that to my difficulties. i havent talked to her, as she is pretty much grounded where she is. but we definitely picked the wrong place to pull off the road and 'talk' about stuff.
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I'm all about the sodomy.
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actually, our intent was really talking.. but after our discussion (in which she basically said she didnt carewhat that other girl said about me), then she pulled the rabid Orion slavegirl routine again.. however, my virginity was snatched from the clucthes of being... um.. snatched.. by blue and red lights. residential district.. sweaty parking bad.
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Things were so much simpler back in the youth of those individuals and/or individual who I am.
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or claim to be
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well, ive slept some more and things dont seem so bad.. i can probably get out of this with my freedom and maybe my record intact, based on the advice given to me by intelligent people...
I'm still waiting to be able to talk to Asia about it.. i miss her a lot now.
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Hm. A clear violation of the 11th Commandment.
And you have now learned the First Commandment of 'parking'... find a secluded spot!
Also, it should now be noted that you've gone to 'the big house' for this girl. You've gotten yourself into a nice mess, and it's in part because of her.
"Leverage," says the Psychlo, "lev-er-age."
Of course, if she's already 'going Orion Slave Girl on you,' how much leverage can you need?
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And, while on the subject of slippery slopes, I've always wanted to ask where the most unusual place is that people have had sex. I've always refrained because:
a) Most people here, quite frankly, haven't, and I wouldn't want to be seen to brag. Too much. b) There'd be a plethora of "up the butt" gags.
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