Topic: ENTERPRISE isnt trying to get with me, but here's who is...
Shik
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I always seem to win these things.
In a confessional in St. John The Divine Cathedral, New York City. The priest was in his little station while Vanessa rode me long & hard. And yes, he heard everything. Hard not to, what with the inherent acoustics & the noise she made. She was rather loud. And wild. Once she "surprised me" with the mounting of a trapeeze in her bedroom. She was not in the circus.
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Strangest place? Nothing really out there yet, but:
In the dressing room at a production of "Hamlet" after my part was done, and during which I was supposed to be working the lighting. Or, in the Voice of God tower during "Texas". Either one was kind of strange, because we could hear the play perfectly. In the tower I was even able to watch the dance numbers.
Ah, theatre.
Meanwhile, becoming a member of the Mile High Club looks to be near impossible these days, with all the extra security. Too much paranoia and way too many distrustful passengers for a good cramped lay.
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A friend of mine had sex with his girlfriend on the roof of one of the campus's science buildings during a fireworks show.
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UM's just mad i dismissed his original sodomy reference off hand and didnt let it bother me, and persists in discussing sodomy until i become angered and run to Charles.
Has anyone ever thought he's gone to far?... i'm getting there.
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I think he's just jealous that you got locked up and he didn't.
As for getting busted, been there, if it was pot, and you had less the 14 grams, it's probation. More then 14 grams and you have a problem. I don't know about other drugs. Do have a lawyer! Things are kind of unusual here right now. Oxycontin has made a major slash in West Virginia, and we seem to be a distribution center. It's getting to the point that it's not safe to go to the park around here anymore. We had three shotings in two weekends just ten miles from here, all in the same county park. Before Oxy came along, this was one of the safest places to live in the country, with one of the lowest crime rates.
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Going to far? At the very least, I don't post inane stories about my uneventful sex life in a forum populated by strangers and hope that they give a "fuck". Because most of us don't. Or we shouldn't. So fuck this Asia bitch or don't, just shut the fuck up about it then.
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